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What is FUTON?
A word that when spoken with a slight french accent gives the same appeal as the word 'Sex'.... Or even 'Sexy'
Ollie: Oooo j'adore futon
Becki: Mmmm you're overly futony
FUTON - meme gif
FUTON - video
FUTON - what is it?
A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.
I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.
What does "FUTON" mean?
A style of bedding with a folding wooden base and cotton-stuffed mattress the name of which sounds like a poshed-up version of an activity that often takes place upon it.
I was Fu'd on my futon or
I was fucked on my fucked-on
FUTON - what does it mean?
the sitting furniture in your room/ dorm room where your friends can sit and hang out. Also, it is a make out spot for people as well.
Ashley: It was an intresting night last night.
Me: What happened?
Ashley: My roommate had sex with her boyfriend on the futon.
FUTON - meaning
A type of relationship where one party is indisputably moored in the "friendzone." The result of that relationship inevitably leads to one party always sleeping on the futon, while the other gets the bed.
Friendzoner: "Hey, I'm feeling a little lonely, would you come over and watch a movie with me? You can sleep over if you like."
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."
Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"
FUTON - definition
The act of being sick at college (actually sick, not hangover sick), and spending all of your sick time on the futon, because you can't stay in bed any longer, but you're too sick to go any father than the couch.
"Kendell is really sick, her away message said she was on the futon... oh man, shes futoning!"
"Yeah, I was futoning all last week!"
FUTON - slang
another word for an asian.
"Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!"
"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"
FUTON
To be head shot in team fortress 2.
or 1 shot in most other video games.
that dude just futoned my whole team!
FUTON
Jack plows on his futon whilst Poppin
On the futon imma give her that penis
FUTON
A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.
"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"