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What is FUNT?
A hybrid of the words "fucking" and "cunt."
Used as an insult
Paul: look at that funt over there texting during a movie!
Lenny: let's kick his fucking ass!
Paul: but not because of his race.
Lenny: shit dude, why would you throw that into the mix? Now it'll feel racist to kick his ass.
Paul: I just want to make sure we're on the same page. This is only because of the texting thing, right?
Lenny: it was at first, but fuck dude, you went and made it all political. I don't even want to kick his ass now.
Paul: well that's quite the conundrum, isn't it?
Lenny: how do you mean?
Paul: just think about it; now we're NOT kicking his ass because he's black. We're essentially back where we started.
Lenny: so what now?
Paul: I don't know Lenny, but we have to do something.
Lenny: hear me out... what say we do kick his ass, but the whole time we're doing it, we stress that it's because he's a douchebag, not because he's black.
Paul: brilliant. But we should probably stop talking to each other now, considering we're in a theatre.
Lenny: that's smart, you're smart.
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FUNT - what is it?
noun.
compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking".
The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".
"Omg, Michael is such a funt."
"That's a funt of a jumping castle!"
"Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!"
"Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?"
"Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"
What does "FUNT" mean?
short for "fucking cunt"
what a funt my wife is huh mark?
FUNT - what does it mean?
The feeling of regret and anger one experiences at a restaurant when the meal arrives for a fellow diner that is obviously a much better choice than your own.
Wallace you fucker, you've just funted me.
FUNT - meaning
A compact, polite version 'fucking cunt'.
Darin's wife. Ugh. What a funt.
FUNT - definition
A fat cunt. Funt for short
Hey funt put that cake down
FUNT - slang
A short way of saying someone is a funny (see you next tuesday).
Someone who is a jerk but is funny also.
You sure are a shady funt.
FUNT
"FUNT" is a word mostly used with all capital letters. It is to be used as a one word reply to a Facebook status which which whinges about pointless stuff or is depressive, sad, or lame!
Kim Smith has had a really stressful day.
Sam Bromley: FUNT!
FUNT
an amalgamation of Fucking Cunt. FUNT has a sort of whimsical sound to it as it rolls off your tongue... to be used in conjunction with SLORE (FUNT SLORE or SLORE FUNT)
That Funt
FUNT
A Fucking Cunt; a female who is being more than annoying
Hey Helen... Stop being such a FUNT!!!!!