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What is FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN?
Highest seniority of fuck mountain.
Don't you know who I am?...
I'm king shit of fuck mountain.
FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN - video
FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN - what is it?
noun
1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.
b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
EXAMPLE A:
Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
EXAMPLE B:
Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
What does "FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN" mean?
An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.
Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.
White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…
White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!
FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN - what does it mean?
An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."
You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"
Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN - meaning
A sex position with three girls stacked on top of each other from doggy-style to standing bent over, so the guy can go "from floor to floor" .
She brought in her two girlfriends and later they surprised me with a fuck mountain.
FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN - definition
You. It's you. You fucking no life whiny cunt
"You fuck boi mountain"
FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN - slang
We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.
FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN
1. A large amount of a certain thing. 2. A mound of people all having intercourse with each other.
1. "Hey man, I've got a fuck mountain of blow, let's go get high and fire shiny guns are cop cars!" or "I just got back from holiday and I've got a fuck mountain of work to do." 2. "I was at this party man... it was kinda creepy. There were all these people around me looking at me funny. I thought I'd bail the fuck out of there and I was trying to find the escape. I went into some back room and I saw... just a pile of guys and gals going at it. It was like a fuck MOUNTAIN dawg".
FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN
It's after you realized you have taken so much shit from people because you are nice. And every time you do something bs the pile gets bigger and bigger until you have reached the tipping point where you are like fuck this shit I'm out. Then whatever comes your way, you don't care.
Fuck this, I'm pretty sure I'm on fuck it mountain right now. Go ahead, it symbolizes life right now.
FUCK OF THE MOUNTAIN
Noun.
Refering to a person of large physical stature, or strength.
To pull off the name "Fuck", you've gotta be tough.
If you're a mountain man, your double tough.
Dude, you're so tough they should name you Fuck of the Mountain.