What is FUCK MONSTER?

A monster that intends to kick your tuccus and generally makes things difficult for you.

I forgot that the guardian ape is a 'Fuck you' monster

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FUCK MONSTER - video

FUCK MONSTER - what is it?

usually performed in the Month of October when Halloween Mask are readily available. You and your partner engage in sexual intercourse while wearing these Monster Masks.

What are you doing tonight?

Frank and I are going to be "Monster Fucking" after we Trick or Treat.

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What does "FUCK MONSTER" mean?

When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap

Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..

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FUCK MONSTER - what does it mean?

n. A girl who is always at the cock.
v. A person fucks like a fiend.
adj. Some who is too ugly to fuck

n. Damn Mo is such a fuck monster, she always grabing at my shit.

v. I tried to stay with it all night, but she was a fuck monster and I dried out.

adj. Look at Felix, he knows she aint looking at him, he's a fuck monster.

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