What is FRETS?

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.

Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.

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FRETS - what is it?

‘Up the fret’ is used in place of words like stressed, annoyed or anxious. It originated in Melbourne Australia and is a reference to the fret board of a guitar as well as the word fretful. How ‘up the fret’ (stressed) you are is quantifiable by placing a number between 1-24 after the phrase (fret 1 being almost completely relaxed)

Example 1: Dude... I’m so up the fret right now. That guy just pissed in my living room.

Example 2: AHHHH!!! I just missed my flight by like 2 minutes! I’m easily at fret 20!

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What does "FRETS" mean?

Fret one is a term coined by Saskatoon band Stallions in reference to the way a guitar is played during an extra heavy section of music. In order to produce a more dissonant sound, the guitarist plays chugs while holding the low E string down on the first fret. In order for it to sound correct the low E string must be drop-tuned to a D.
Examples of bands that have fret ones: Stallions, Blind Witness, Strangers and A Textbook Tragedy.

"Fuuuuck, that fret one made the breakdown balls heavy."

"If Slipknot played on fret one they'd be the perfect band."

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FRETS - what does it mean?

Term for a "capo", the clamp-like device placed on the fretboard of a guitar to change its tuning.

"if you have your heart set on playing it in E flat, you could always just use a fret lobster"

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FRETS - meaning

A cooler way to say "don't worry."

Person-I TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM!

you- Don't fret, Mom, I'll just cancel all my plans for today.

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FRETS - definition

when you spend too much time fretting over your Facebook privacy settings...

I spent so much time considering all possibilities for who to share information with on Facebook and finally reset all my frettings

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FRETS - slang

angry,pissed; adj.

I can't believe he did that, i'm so fret!

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FRETS

a marker on the neck of a guitar showing where to press down the string to produce the desired note.

to play an A# pluck the A string at the first fret

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FRETS

Do not become anxious about something.

- "Sorry for the delay, I've been busy."
- "Fret not, sir. I understand."

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FRETS

to stress or get mad at something small -frettin

Yo why you frettin shawty??

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