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What is FLARPing?
The act of fapping while LARPing
Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.
FLARPing - meme gif
FLARPing - video
FLARPing - what is it?
When you take a nailgun and nail your nutsack to wall and immediately push as hard as you can in the opposite direction.
Man I had a good flarp last night. The hole's still healing but it felt fucking great.
What does "FLARPing" mean?
Fatty parts of your body. Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat
Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat
I just hit you with my stomach flarp.
FLARPing - what does it mean?
The onomatopoeia reference to the sound (or mixture of tones) produced by one or a combination of the following: 1. Traditional fart; 2. The Shart; 3. Sudden dung explosion (either the very first or very last poop shooter during defecation); 4. Lettin' the ooze flow; 5. Massive James Earl Jones Anal Room Shaker; 6. Papua New Guinea surprise (causes sudden pants or bed wetting and/or soiling); 7. Marlon Brando's Diaper Revenge.
note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"
Just as I thought that the populous ooze had quit its awful tantrum, my whole family reunion experienced a simultaneous sudden dung explosion creating a single, supersonic flarp that shattered gampy's brittle bones.
FLARPing - meaning
A safe, clean way to cuss. Flarp most often replaces F**k.
n. Flarp
v. Flarpin'
"Flarp you, I don't like you either."
"I can't believe you got me this gift. I flarpin' love you!"
FLARPing - definition
In music, a note that is so completely wrong or out-of-tune that it is impossible to determine whether it is flat or sharp.
"That last chord sounded pretty flarp to me."
FLARPing - slang
The act of utilizing Flarp around a public location, such as a store or supermarket. The sound that Flarp makes can be performed numerous ways, very creative ways, in order to confuse any pedestrian. Flarping is a soon-to-be art form that includes three crucial pieces: the sound, the execution of the act, and the response/reaction of the victim.
Mike: "Hey Hunt, what are you doing this weekend?"
Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"
Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"
FLARPing
A replacement word for anything sex related
"Damn girl, I love the way you flarp." ;)
"Dang, I think I flarped too much last night."
FLARPing
Noun. A musical toy, also known as 'noise putty.' The noise coming from the toy 'flarp.' The best toy in the world. Makes fart like noises causing one to laugh continuously. If placed on a wooden surface, it sounds like farting on wooden chair.
Natalie cannot stop playing with the flarp. Carla cannot stop laughing about the flarp. The entire second floor can hear the flarp coming from room 212.
FLARPing
a fatal form of live action roleplay, originating from the webcomic homestuck
she wasn't allowed to go flarping with her friends because her moirail thought it was far too dangerous