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What is FEBRUARY 5?
It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.
* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.
Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...
FEBRUARY 5 - video
FEBRUARY 5 - what is it?
the day a fine ass bitch was born
n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday
What does "FEBRUARY 5" mean?
Ask your crush out its february 5th hey its february 5 ask your crush out
go ask your crush out its february 5th
FEBRUARY 5 - what does it mean?
This is the day where every Gemini has to ask out a girl they think is hot and if they said yes they are a keeper of they said no it's for the best
Bro 1: aye ask your crush out
Bro 2: um why?
Bro 1: it's February 5th!
FEBRUARY 5 - meaning
person 1:hey what the hell are you doing
person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.
person 1: so ?
person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too
FEBRUARY 5 - definition
This day is where we celebrate our pet curing our depression! Now get your lazy self and spend more time with your pet!
Dog:woof woof *licks owners tears*
*owner giggles*
Owner:can't wait for February 5th!
FEBRUARY 5 - slang
if you're born that day youre officially a BIG DICK BOY
oh he was born february 5. they must have a nine incher.
FEBRUARY 5
a day to specifically celebrate crackhead energy bitches
"my birthday's February 5!"
"oh. so u a crackhead bitch?"
FEBRUARY 5
If you were born on February 5, you know what you want, and you get it! Don’t EVER mess with someone born on this date they are most likely the creepiest of the friend group. A person born on this date is also prettiest.
You were born on February 5? Oh I won’t mess with you!
FEBRUARY 5
The best people were born on this day.
It’s February 5
Ohh if this day hadn’t come the world would be terrible