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What is FAG BAG?
Slang word used to described what is also a called a "fanny pack". It's a small, purse-like container that zippers shut and is worn around one's waist. They came into popularity first with runners and other exercise enthusiasts, but when they crossed into main stream, there was a backlash because men starting using them much like a woman would use a purse - as a convenient place to carry things around in. Because men in traditional society have never been able to carry any such thing (except the cumbersome and often unneccisarily large briefcase), wearing a fanny-pack became viewed as effeminate behavior. So "real" men refused to start using them (although they are very practical) and need to keep up their masculine image. Therefore, the best they could do was to equate their use with being homosexual, although most of the men who actually wore them were just "unfashionalbe" married men.
Is that guy actually wearing a fag bag? Do they still make those?
FAG BAG - video
FAG BAG - what is it?
It a name used for people who 1: You don't care what their name is so you don't remember their name 2: You can't find a fuck to give so you just call them fag bag
Hey fag bag your such a faggot
What does "FAG BAG" mean?
When a man spreads the anus of another man and inserts his balls in the other mans ass, then jerks off on his back.
John spread Jacks anus out with his fingers, inserted his balls down his ass and then jerked off on his back. He was given a fag bag.
FAG BAG - what does it mean?
a person who masters the concept of being a fucking idiot
My boyfriend Adam Bishop is a fag bag sometimes.
FAG BAG - meaning
A golf bag used only by fags. Although any company can manufacture a fag bag, fag bags are usually considered to be specifically Callaway bags. Users of fag bags usually say they are comfortable with their bag and their sexuality, but in reality they are mostly butt hurt and they regret ever buying a fag bag.
Oh man did you see Mill Pickelson this weekend? He totally has a fag bag, just like Tim.
FAG BAG - definition
Fast Action Gun bag
Many of the so called fanny packs actually conceal a handgun. The front rips off and exposes the firearm.
As the perp advanced with the knife I ripped open my FAG BAG pulled my piece and wasted the MoFo.
FAG BAG - slang
A object worn by a man that closely resembles a purse, and could be mistakenly associated with being a homosexual.
Guy 1: aye sport check out this cool Versace man bag.
Guy 2: * spits out drink* lol mate wtf are you wearing, a FAG BAG?
FAG BAG
A man purse. Generally used to carry around books, granola, workout gear, or anything that needs to be carried. Sometimes they are decorated with pins or patches. A Fag Bag can be a small backpack, a slingbag, or a tote.
"Ew! look at that hideous Fag Bag that Chris is sporting!"
"Fag Bags are SO hot right now."
FAG BAG
The bike-messenger style bag the goes over one shoulder and holds either a laptop or the collected works of Belle & Sebastian. Has been the preferred luggage of the common urban douchebag, and can be often seen paired with rectangular thick-rimmed nerd glasses. Wearing a fag bag is tantamount to wearing pink triangle i.e. a confession that one is a certified pussy.
Hey, find me a rock! Here comes an asswipe on a fixie with a fag bag!
FAG BAG
Also known as a 'fanny pack'.
A fag bag is a zippered pouch that is worn strapped around a person's waist and is used for carrying small personal items. It came to be called a fag bag because the uglier, fatter and nerdier members of the gay community, hoping to be picked up for sex, would strap them on and wear them to gay pride parades and other big events as an 'overnight bag', a method of carrying around a toothbrush, hair products, condoms and poppers for eventual use. The problem was that no self-respecting fag would ever have sex with someone who'd wear an ugly, shapeless sack over his ass, so the item eventually fell out of favour. It is now worn only by aging rocker chicks to Rolling Stones concerts as a hands-free method of carrying weed, rolling papers and sanitary napkins.
Not to be confused with the 'man purse', or 'murse' a usually plain-leather, larger version of a woman's purse intended to be carried by a strap over the shoulder of a man.
In my fag bag I've got duct tape, latex gloves, date rape pills, handcuffs and a stick of gum. What's in yours?