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What is Evangelical?Zealot preaching of the Gospel The evangelism of the crowd saved many for Jesus. Evangelical - meme gifEvangelical - videoEvangelical - what is it?A group of crazy Christians who believe that if you speak tongues, you're speaking "the words of the Lord!!" and faking seizers means you're embracing the holy spirit. Tommy believes in evangelism. Tommy is insane and brainwashed. Poor Tommy. What does "Evangelical" mean?Comes from the word 'evangelism', which means spreading the good news about jesus christ. "To believe in jesus christ is a choice and it can not be forced on anyone." Evangelical - what does it mean?The American Christian Al-Qaeda "Dude my dad made me join this crazy cult" Evangelical - meaningType of Christianity that places authority in the Bible as the infallible word of God. This does not necessarily mean a literal interpretation of everything in the Bible (cf. creationism). Not to be confused with evangelism, which means something entirely different. No-one knows what evangelical means. Evangelical - definitionA group of Christian hypocrites; calling themselves Godly, but doing everything that all sinners do, and then some. It's easy to become one. Say a short prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart, then go back to doing all the crap you did before...because as an Evangelical, it doesn't count. Just say another short prayer, and all is forgiven. You must give 10% of your earnings, because the pastor and his family need Mercedes, vacation homes, 10 kt cocktail rings, yachts, and hair implants, breast implants, and weekly spray tans. I believe all of these provisions are spoken of in Leviticus. Evangelicals are exactly what Jesus would be applauding if He were alive. That evangelical just stole my grandma's 401k. Evangelical - slangThe Andromeda Strain of Christianity. Often called "conservative Christianity", when in reality it is a very modern radical version. Evangelicalism has no true theology, substituting apologetics for theology, and far more concerned with what will draw in people than in actual beliefs. The Evangelical's theology changed so fast that it was changed before the sermon was even finished. EvangelicalDescribes Christians who try to uphold the tenants of the Protestant Reformation, but without all that courage, conviction, and critical-thinking baggage that got their 16th and 17th century forefathers burned at the stake. Also known as "Evan-jelly-fish" due to apparent lack of brain and spine. "Unless I am convinced by Scripture and by plain Reason, and not by Popes and Councils, who have so often contradicted themselves. My conscience is captive to the Word of God. To go against conscience is neither right nor safe. I cannot and I will not recant. Here I stand. I can do no other. God help me." EvangelicalOne who looks upon Donald Trump as a Christian while excusing his systematic violations of the teachings of Christ. He rips babies from the arms of their mothers, separates families, locks innocent children in cages, is proud of sexually assaulting women, called his daughter 'hot', cheated on all of his wives, gloried in military violence against peaceful and innocent Americans, has withdrawn aid from the poor, praised Nazis and is incapable of speaking truth. Many Evangelical clergymen hang on his every word and declare that he has been given to America by God. EvangelicalA generalization of multiple groups of Protestant Christianity. It's not actually a denomination, but a category that churches of many denominations fall under, ranging from some baptist churches in the south to non-denominational churches in the north and along the coastline. Using that criteria, the majority of protestant Christians in the US probably fall under the "Evangelical" category. Despite popular belief, they are real, tangible people, who are just as capable of being discriminated against as the people who they are frequently (and usually, falsely) accused of being discriminated against. An Evangelical Christian is best characterized as someone who wants to spread the Gospel of Christ by being living examples to the people around them. Real Evangelicals do not believe in forcing people who are not Christians to act like Christians, because they believe that Christ his followers to only come of their own free will. Brainwashed simpleton: "Evangelicals are all idiot rednecks who think that Dinosaurs are a hoax and they want to kill everyone who doesn't go to their church and destroy America!" |
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