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What is Ethen?
my friend's crush that literally sucks so bad like bro shut up nobody cares
ethen evans did your mom
Ethen - meme gif
Ethen - video
Ethen - what is it?
Close your eyes..
Now think of your favorite place on earth..
Now open your eyes, an Ethen stands before you. You completely forget about that stupid place and start thinking about being absolutely railed by Ethen. Wherever this man goes he attracts only the best people to join his crew. They all have seperate goals but one group goal and thats to be the best. You examine Ethens steadily protruding bulge that seems to be throbbing below his leather belt. You feel your body quake as your thoughts race and heart beats out of your chest. You look back up and something has changed??... its Ethen but he is wearing a straw hat and is looking at you right into your very soul it seems. He enhales.. it feels like your body is being drawn into his... he exclaims atthe top of his lungs as if to penetrate everything around him...... "I AM GOING TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!"
PS. WRITTEN BY A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND FUTUR KING OF THE PIRATES.
The First Ethen
If you must ask you'll never know
But if you know you'll never have to ask
Ethen.
What does "Ethen" mean?
unique person, loved by many, hated by more. different kind of person. spectacular personality.
ethen is cool. awesome.
dude, thatethen kid is totally crazy! he's pretty cool.
Ethen - what does it mean?
someone who is absolutely amazing, gorgeous, sexy, dazzling smile, looks to die for, all around perfect kind of boy. All the girls want him, he's a dream come true for many people. Once you have him, don't let him slip through your fingers, as he's unique and hard to find. The type of boy who would easily without doubt make sure he looks after his girlfriend, and wouldn't put anything stupid in-front of her. Very popular, and a VERY good fighter. BEWARE!
He also has a VERY big penis!
girl 1 - Do you know Ethen?
girl 2 - Hell yeah! he's a real charmer
girl 3 - Oh of course i know him!
Ethen - meaning
Ethen is a very nice and caring person he wants to make whoever he likes the happiest person ever even if he isnt happy because it makes him smile and cheer up. Ethen is a unique person that a lot of people take for granted but after they lose him they soon realize that he was the nicest most caring guy around. Ethen is a little clingy but its because he cares about you. He is also very hung❤.
Ethen wants to treat his girlfriend/boyfriend the best that he can to make them happy. Ethen has problems of his own but trys to ignore them and doesnt like to tell people about his problems
Girl 1 : Do u know ethen?
Boy 1: yea the cute guy that gets ran over by dumb people.
Girl 1: yep thats him. He is so cute .
Boy 1: yep i need an ethen
Ethen - definition
Ethen is the type of guy to make a urban dictionary definition to make a point
Ethen
Ethen - slang
Ethan wears a galaxy back pack, stole a car, smokes weed and goes to September school. also likes hats
Ethen is a hat wearing dude
Ethen
Ethen truely is a special man. He handles all my crazy and still loves me. He’s strong, firm and well hung 🤩 if you catch yourself an Ethen, you’ll have him for life. My soulmate.
Ya wanna Ethen?
Damn right I do, bitch!
Ethen
He likes one of the prettiest girls around, he has sexy abs, with blond hair. smart, says what he thinks, and everyone likes him because of the outgoing personality he's never scared to do something someone tells him to do.
#sexy #blonde hair #abs #ethen
Ethen
Ethen is a very sweet person, his heart is always in the right place no matter what. There will be ups and downs with ethen but it always turns out okay. It’s very hard to get mad at him because he’s so freaking amazing. If he is ever yours don’t let him get away he will make you feel like a princess and every day you’ll fall in love with him more and more everyday. I love ethen.
“Who are you dating?”
“You know the sweet guy ethen?”
“Hells yes”
“That’s my baby!!”