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What is Esso?
What Captain Hazelwood sent over his wireless transmitter when he drunkenly ran his oil tanker aground in Prince William Sound.
Even after da initial Esso-S call from da Valdez, X-on was still plagued with distressed "call for help" protests from mail-room employees who were receiving countless clothing-besmirching gas-station cards dat had been soaked in used motor-oil.
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Esso - what is it?
When a girl dresses up as a bunny, and shoves an easter egg (chocolate) up her box. But takes too long in the washroom so when she comes out it over heats and resembles shit coming out of her pussy.
Hunny I have a prize for you" "did you shove shit up your pussy?" "no…….it's an esso easter egg"
What does "Esso" mean?
In the early day's exlusively gay men worked at Esso stations.
As same-sex love was strictly forbidden before color was invented a series of elaborate and obscuring jargon was developed. The Esso Tiger was and still is slang for the phallus. Stroking each others Esso Tigers was the most common after-hours activity in the black and white Era.
"So John, our long work day pumping gas is over and oogling Roger More is over! Please will you let me stroke your Esso Tiger now?* Wink wink*"
- Oh yes thank you Obright, I would be positively elated!
Esso - what does it mean?
One who cuts through a convenience-store parking lot at a red light in an effort to avoid waiting for it to turn green.
That guy is a real esso-asso, but I guess he shaved a few seconds off his commute time!
Esso - meaning
Named for the gas station, the pronunciation of SO or S.O., referring to your significant other.
You can bring a guest to the party...boyfriend, girlfriend, sister, spouse, wife, Esso, cousin, whatever...