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What is Erie?
Originally set to be the tenth planet from the Sun, Eris's discovery in 2003 led to the ousting of Pluto. Eris (EE-ris) is named after the Greek Goddess of discord and strife, who started a dispute that led to the Trojan war because she was not invited to a wedding. Eris is now the 3rd dwarf planet from the Sun. Three times as far outside Pluto and slightly larger, Eris also has a moon, Dysnomia.
1. Eris was named 2003 UB313 until its classification.
2. Eris was named so because its discovery caused much strife and discord.
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Erie - what is it?
The City in between Buffalo, New York, Cleveland, Ohio, and Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Officially known as Erie, Pa... but because of it's negative connotation, it has been renamed "Puffland" by some of the city's inhabitants.
Where are you from?
Well, on the map it says Erie, but I'm from Puffland!!
What does "Erie" mean?
One of the worst cities to live in. Waldeemeer's motto is, "Not the same little park anymore." That is a complete lie. Our beaches are dirty and contaminated, there is a McDonalds around every corner, we have no good places to shop except Hot Topic, Pac Sun, and Grasshopper. This city is a true frozen hell on Earth, seeing as how half of our weather is a winter wonderland. Our public schools are full of decent teenagers, but our private schools are full of racist, sexist, unaccepting, intolerant, narrow minded, republican bastards who will outcast you if you do not conform to their style and we happen to be four years behind in fashion and style. As previously stated, we are a frozen hell on Earth.
Private School Kids: "Go die little whore."
Welcome to Erie, frozen hell on fucking Earth. Did you know our mall is in the shape of a gun?
Erie - what does it mean?
A delosate city with no jobs unless you own a bar or beer distributer. "Erieites" are people who have serious mental problems. Why would someone live in a place that is fridged 10 months out of the year, with nothing to do. The main profession in the strange place is being a professional alchohlic, which you are awarded a higher ranking in "erie" society. People that choose to stay and live in Erie are complete losers with no self-esteem.
Jane "Mom we should go back to Erie and visit family in friends we haven't been there in a decade"!
Mom "No Jane that's a horrible idea. We may develop psychosis and have flashbacks of when we used to live there."
Jane You are right mom is the reason I have been in rehab 10 times is because....
Mom Yes Jane, because you grew up in Erie.
Erie - meaning
The poorest city in all of Pennsylvania, population 280,000. Home to the best Pennsylvania hip-hop artist: D-Lo.
Home of Bob Sanders.
Home of the lead singer from Train.
Home of where there's a bar on every corner and a church on every other.
So, once you leave, are you coming back?
Nah, man, Erie is full of drunks and idiots and I don't want any part of it.
Erie - definition
A highly underappreciated city in NorthWestern Pennsylvania. Everyone claims to hate it but in reality it is a model micropolis with 4 beautiful seasons, a thriving consumer and tourist market, good schools, 3 highly revered Universities, a beautiful and significantly cleaner lake and bay, Presque Isle State park and a very bipartison and fair local government. Everyone hates Nick Scott here but hes the man.
This morning I sailed across Lake Erie and had lunch, but when I got home there was 8 feet of snow so I went to peek n peek and skied all day.
Erie - slang
A place that is ruled by old, catholic, trade union, democrats. A city that is so backward that it uses it's government to tax people almost to death and invest in risky get rich quick schemes. People in the city can't go to a doctor, but the police and fire unions don't pay anything for their healthcare. Old Democrats set it up as an empire, it also may be the largest city of draining welfare people in Pennsylvania other than Philadelphia. It is a black hole of common sense.
Jon: look at the new Erie convention center, doesn't it look cool.
James: Yeah! it sure does and it had better because my kids' kid's are gonna be paying for it.
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If you have dreams of doing something great with your life congratulations it will never happen good luck selling gas cards at cofair for the rest of your life, marriages don’t last here and if they do you live in a house hold where everyone hates each other, the coolest place to hang out in the city is Best Buy
The gangsters in this city actually don’t do anything gangster except for impregnating women and leaving them to raise the next generation of welfare warriors.
Every time you see a crime on the local news page it’s almost certain that the last names are Robinson, pulliam, or Thompson
What’s even crazier is that those 3 family’s have been inbreeding and shooting at each other for the last 15 years over baby mama issues neighborhoods owned by the government and Digimon trading cards
The hispanic community isn’t any better it’s filled with a bunch 5”4 guys in jeans that are tighter than a tech deck flip kick they also show up to car shows and meets with females who are clearly underage and they never refer to them as their girlfriends it’s always oh this is just my home girl.
Any other foreigner in town is a fake money bag man with a salvaged car from co part
The white people here are either super sheltered, crack heads or just wonked tf out of their Minds for whatever reason, I said hi to a White lady the other day and she ran away like I was tryna eat her Scooby snacks
“Hey son here’s 16 dollars go to cofair and buy me a 5 dollar gas card and a pack of back woods”
“Okay dad when are we gonna eat”
“Ask your mom she already takes 800 dollars a month from me in Child support” thank you Erie
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A city full of rednecks, sluts, skanks, prostitution, drug dealers and many more. Erie is the Little Detroit of Pennsylvania, it’s also well known as being the mistake on the lake. They have the Nighmare on Elm Street Walmart, abandoned houses full of homeless and crackheads, as well as gangsters with weird nicknames like “Spoons”, “Hacker” and “PSN”. Erie has a billion churches and probably a thousand bars on every corner. People only think Erie is the best just because of Waldameer and Splash Lagoon, but once you go into the neighborhoods, you’ll think “this place is a shit hole.”
I went to Erie and found a needle on the ground.
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The mistake by the lake. The snow capital of the world. Where schools never cancel classes and no one is surprised if the temp changes from 100 degrees to negative 20 in 4 hours. The adults are all either really sheltered or mega whacked out. Kids start drinking, smoking, and f*cking in elementary school. And you can find a bag of pot easier than you can spot a car. You might live in the city but have 3 farms in a mile radius. Nick Scott is a known hated monopolist. If you go to college, you are probably either a science or communications major. If you once went to college, chances are you did drugs or drank every day, all day, for years, and still do. The millcreek mall and the dollar theater were the coolest places to hang growing up, and the penninsula was so awesome with its nasty shit infested water. If you ever want to see the most messed up city in all the world, come here.
Erie, PA received 10 feet of snow today and nothing closed down except the plowing companies.