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What is Eoin?
Eoin always looks amazing no matter what he wears, it could be jeans, a T-shirt, even a dress, but he will rock it better than anyone you've ever seen. He is incredibly intelligent and is almost always correct. Unfortunately due to the law of equivalent exchange to compensate for his all-round brilliance his penis is always disappointingly small (think below 6")
damn you're looking fine Eoin
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Eoin - video
Eoin - what is it?
Dirty, blonde haired (comma optional) guy from Ireland. Plays guitar in repeat. Is known for terrible jokes. Had dreadlocks and height deficiency now has dreadlock deficiency and height.
"Wheelchairs are fun, especially when youve just pushed the owner out of them."
"What are you talking about? Equality? You're a woman for a reason, now where's my food?"
What does "Eoin" mean?
Man with large penis. Destroyer of worlds. King of kings.
Girl: Eoin’s ass is so phat I want a squeeze
Girl 2: Aye same
Eoin - what does it mean?
One of a mass of people with the same name who all have the tendency to hate one another, due of course to the shared name. Even they think we should start killing off some of the Eoins, for there are far too many around...
There are too many Eoin's around, what do you say we... dispose of... a few of them?
Eoin - meaning
Eoin is a simple person. He usually likes simple things like uncle bens. He tries to be ambitious and most of the time succeeds (for example: making bread from scratch). Eoin is a guy that’ll get your dirty jokes and will most likely tell you to stop, because he can get very awkward very easily, but don’t let this put you off a guy you meet named Eoin because he’s meh 😂
He is so meh today, so Eoiny!
Eoin - definition
Eoin is always a usually a 6 foot + guy . Eoin is mostly Ginger. All Eoins have big penises , it’s a fact. Usually 10+ inches , don’t fight it it’s the truth . He is a funny , chatty , sound lad
Man I want to sit on Eoin badly
Eoin - slang
Name of a guy who is ok i guess
John: Hey who's that?
Bob: That's eoin
John: What's he like?
Bob: He's alright
Eoin
Absolute god in the sheets. 10/10
Eoin absolutely obliterated my pussy last night. He is a absolute god in the sheets
Eoin
Someone with a humongous penis. Is a tower of strength. Has dark hair and tanned skin. Extemely intelligent and kind and gets on with everyone. You are very lucky if you know an Eoin. Other guys are very jealous of him as all girls are attracted to him. Knows how to please a woman or many women. People named Eoin are referred as the king of all Gods.
Man, I wish I was an Eoin.
He's always has the best looking girls
Eoin
He has really good strength and very good at climbing the best man to please woman or a lot at the one time great hair he is the type of guy that everyone loves especially the girls he is into blond or strawberry blond girls he is the king of all gods
Man I wish I was Eoin