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What is Encarta?
A bitchy MSN Chat Bot that always has an excuse why she can't answer your question.
I say:
what is the meaning of life
Encarta Instant Answers says:
It is to answer people questions to the best of my abilities. But then again I'm just a robot.
What do you think it is?
I say:
drugs
Encarta Instant Answers says:
drugs:
- medicinal substance: a natural or artificial substance given to treat or prevent disease or to lessen pain
- illegal substance: an often illegal and sometimes addictive substance that causes changes in behavior and perception and is taken for the effects
- medical substance: a substance given to treat or....
I say:
i didn't ask for the definition of drugs
Encarta Instant Answers says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I say:
....
Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
I say:
are you smart
Encarta:
I don't know how to answer that.
I say:
are you cool
Encarta says:
Am I cool? Well, what do you think?
I say:
no
Encarta says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You haven't told me your age. Tell me and I'll remember.
I say:
i already told you my age
Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
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Encarta - what is it?
a know-it-all-asshole.
Put your brights on, here comes Encarta.