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What is East Longmeadow?
A gross so called “learning environment” where light panels almost fall on you in room 126, and the superintendent never cancels school when you want him to. There’s probably about 7 people vaping in one bathroom at the same time, and our sports teams have gone very downhill since our best football player went to Princeton.
Do you go to East Longmeadow High School?
Yeah, that place is the worst.
East Longmeadow - video
East Longmeadow - what is it?
East Longmeadow High School, or ELHS for short, is a place where the building is older than 90% of the people inside, and the only positive thing is the HIV test results.
"where are you going to high school?"
"East Longmeadow High School"
What does "East Longmeadow" mean?
A small town in the Springfield area of Western Massachusetts. A poorer version of their better neighbor, Longmeadow. Like Longmeadow, there are tons of white people and overpriced houses, but no Jews here and half the houses are average even though they cost like half a million dollars.
"East Longmeadow rocks man!"
"...you're kidding, right?"
"No, why would I be? I mean come on, this town is wicked cool!"
"...Bye."
East Longmeadow - what does it mean?
A town east of Longmeadow. Smaller & poorer than Longmeadow, but they are often mistaken for the same place. Seen as a rich town with good schooling. A town where you can find genuine people if you pick threw the spoiled white trash. Famous for a seven way intersection that outsiders will never understand and will likely cause an accident. Just like every other small town there is nothing to do there, except for the carnival in the center of town that gets progressively worse each year.
" Wanna go hang out in East Longmeadow?"
"...no, there's nothing to do there."
"word."