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What is East Lansing?A high school located near Michigan State, full of potheads, groups with names, and fake-ass bitches. Nothing of interest happens except for Lame parties and Calender's, oh and fat girls peeing behind couches. Someone is always claiming to have gotten raped, by a group of guys who have tiny penises (The Fam), or someone is trying to get blown by a freshman. Hookup lists are common. Half the girls wear more makeup than clothes (The 7 aka the 4ht). Girls always have something to bitch about and are frequently sloppy drunk. 99% of the guys come back from lunch smelling like weed. Freshmen are whores, sophomores are whores, Juniors are whores, and the Seniors are whores. It sucks, besides egg wars. Person 1: Wow, Did you go to that East Lansing Party? East Lansing - videoEast Lansing - what is it?1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF ! What does "East Lansing" mean?A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who donβt know how to act. The school is very divided and youβre either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Partyβs always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they βsettle downβ and donβt know how to make up their minds about anything + theyβre mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. Itβs not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though. I went to East Lansing High School East Lansing - what does it mean?A black-supremacist high school where it's not safe to be white. I want an education, instead of having to protect myself. I am white, so I will not be attending East Lansing High School. East Lansing - meaningThis is when a woman who is on her period has her vagina shat in, fucked, spooged in, and ate out. In that order. John gave Jane the ol' East Lansing Neapolitan last night. East Lansing - definitionthe illest city in michigan...home of Michigan State University's Sparten... it's a town...what's more to say? East Lansing - slang1) An awesome city in the state of Michigan, home of Michigan State University, one of the coolest colleges in the country. 1) "I go to Michigan State, which is in East Lansing, MI." East LansingA city within Michigan that routinely has a higher-than-average temperature, due to a large amount of hot girls. When you see a snowflake, a freshman has just lost his virginity. Just another day in East Lansing, Michigan. It's cloudy, it's dull, and there isn't a ray of sunshine penetrating the clouds. However, it's 276 degrees outside and there's three feet of snow outside the apartment. Wanna get high? |
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