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What is ESSEX?essex rules ESSEX - meme gifESSEX - videoESSEX - what is it?Noun: a 238-ton whaling ship, based out of Nantucket Island (USA), famously sunk on November 20, 1820 in an encounter with "Mocha Dick", an albino sperm whale defending his pod against human predation. Incident widely acknowledged as the direct inspiration for Herman Melville's 1851 novel "Moby-Dick, or The Whale". "Following the second hull strike by Mocha Dick, the Essex crew had only minutes to provision the surviving boats and cast-off before the ship sank." What does "ESSEX" mean?South Eastern County bordering London, which despite popular belief, consists primarily of conservative voting middle β upper classes seeking an escape from the city. Unfortunately tainted by areas such as Romford and Southend, where the amount of chavs, scallies and other such fake β Burberry wearing scum are contained and looked down upon. Highlights include Chigwell, Loughton, Buckhurst Hill, Epping where the amount of real Armani, Versace, Prada and Gucci being worn, and Porsches, Jaguars and Ferrariβs on the roads have a value greater than the gross amount of money that vermin on state benefit, like those found in Romford, con from our government. Areas with high houseprices, high avearage wage and at least one car of a value greater than 35K ESSEX - what does it mean?One of the richest counties in England Jealous northerners with small penises, ugly faces, fat women and tractors feel the need to bitch about thier superiors. ESSEX - meaningThe richest county in the United Kingdom. Essex is NOT full of chavs or retards or whatever these idiots say above this definition. "Essex - the richest county in the UK" ESSEX - definitionA county that is officialy in east anglia NOT the south east. (now i live in essex so its ok for me to rant about it) Essex is stereotyped as a cultural wasteland, and unfortunately in many cases this is true. You can divide essex into two, the north and the south, both sides are totaly different but have equally annoying people. The south is very urbanised and full of loud, agressive, fake cockneys who wear tacky gold chains and predend to be some big east end crime lord. Southern essexer: Oi mate, wot u lookin at? dont u know im a gangter from east landon? ESSEX - slang1) much maligned county in south east england. canvey island, essex was one of the few places to submit a realistic bid against london for the 2012 olympics. 1) people say that about essex cos its a cultural desert, innit! ESSEXA place constantly stereotyped. Oh god, she's from Essex, must be a slag. ESSEXOK. I COME FROM ESSEX AND I LIVE IN BASILDON, WHICH IS KNOWN AS CHAV TOWN SOMEWHERE BUT ESSEX IS NOT ALL FULL OF CHAVS AND SLUTS!!! :@ maggie smith comes from essex and shes really a chav isnt she? ESSEXI'm not very happy at the definitions of Essex that people have posted! I haven't really got an example for Essex :S |
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