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What is EAS?
A company whose existence is dedicated to fucking over all gamers and developers with whom it comes in contact.
1: Dude, did you hear about the horror stories that former EA game developers tell?
2: Yeah, that's fucked up. Did you hear that EA gained control of Star Wars?
1: No. Fuck.
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EAS - what is it?
Purchase the ‘Urban Dictionary’ DLC to proceed - £17.99
A greedy company who sell unfinished games, and make you pay more money for DLC for the rest of the game
Person A: Skate 4 would be great!
Person B: Nah it would suck, it’s by EA
Person A: What? Why?
Person B: Because you’d have to buy, the ‘Get off the skateboard’ DLC - £98.55
Buy the ‘description expansion pack’ to read more! - £49.99
What does "EAS" mean?
Stands for "Exploding Ass Syndrome." This condition has nothing to do with bodily functions as the definition above suggests. Rather it is a condition that afflicts a great many females, who in many cases would be quite attractive, were it not for their gigantic ass.
Damn, Kim would be so hot if she didn't suffer from EAS!
EAS - what does it mean?
Dude those tacos gave me EAS to the max!
EAS - meaning
A cool new hip way to say the word easy
YO MAN EASSSSSSS
EAS - definition
Short for Expelling Air Silently. Represents the action of being unable to stop laughing, but not making any sound, so as not to alert others to one's own amusement. Used in place of LOL in situations when laughing out loud would be impolite/unacceptable, such as the workplace.
A friend linked me to a funny picture, but I had to EAS so my boss wouldn't wonder why I was laughing alone at my desk.
EAS - slang
The EAS (Emergency Alert System) Was Developed by the United States Government, in 1990's to Enhance how Emergency Warnings would be transmitted,
Before the EAS Was the EBS, or Emergency Broadcasting System, the Successor to the CONELRAD Radio Alert Network.
EAS Transmissions have been revised Time and Time Again, The Latest Visible Revision to the EAS, is that it now uses a Black Background and White Text Scheme. The EAS Has Been Used For Several Events, such as Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Severe Thunderstorms, And Civil Emergencies, such as Terroristic Attacks.
The Most Known Feature of the EAS is the "Noisy" Tones it makes at the beginning of the Transmission: SAME Tones, which are actually Encrypted Messages.
{SAME Tones}
{1280Khz Warning Tone}
This is a Test of the Emergency Alert System.
If this were a Real Emergency, information about the Emergency would be Displayed on Screen.
This is only a Test.
{1280Khz Warning Tone}
Tom: Well, i'm Glad that EAS Test is over.
EAS
The most important abbreviation in the military. EAS Stands for End of Active Service. pretty much means you are out of the military (Unless you get recalled).
Brando: I cant wait to fuckin EAS an get out of this shitty ass place
Kline: Yea dude once you EAS you dont have to shave everday, get up at 5am, hurry up an wait, get a haircut every week, get yelled at for stupid shit.
EAS
Military term - End of Active Service
I can't wait for EAS so I can get out of this sh*t hole!
EAS
Marine abbreviation for "End of Active Service". Out of all the innumerable acronyms and abbreviations, EAS is the one that most Marines want.
"last of all, there's just one left. it's the most imporant, it's the E-A-S. and hey yall i'm just a lance coolie, and i hate everyone in the COC. first sergeant he would never give me a chance, that's why i'm gettin out as a terminal lance. singin EAS baby, you can't stop time, uncle sam gettin his and so i'm gonna get mine. eff USMC you can suck my cock, i can't wait until i'm just another homeboy back on the block"