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What is Durp?
A penis that was been worked/handled too hard and is spewing blood from the tip.
Durp victim, "Man that girl last night practically ripped my dick off, I had the biggest durp"
Friend, "ROFL. Stop picking up $4 hookers then you damn fool!"
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Durp - video
Durp - what is it?
When a friend orders stuffed crust pizza and you eat it all except for one little piece with no crust. When they see this you yell DURP! and proceed to laugh your ass off.
What does "Durp" mean?
Yo man!...got any durp?
DDDuuudddee you look hella durped!
JIM: "Man! I bored"
Friend: "Lets go smoke some Durp"
Both: YAAAA!!!!
Durp - what does it mean?
The word Durp comes from dip shit. Originally "Durp Shurt", it was quickly shortened to durp. Since that was more easier to say.
Ted: I hate peta!
Fred: Yeah! There a buncha durps!
or
Bob: Your a DURP!
Rob: WTF does that mean?
Durp - meaning
The ability for one to create a mindset where he/she truly believes that playing/practicing trumpet is harder and more difficult than playing a sport like Football (American).
David: "Playing trumpet is harder than sports."
Scott: "Harder than Lacrosse?"
David: "Yes, Trumpet is the best and hardest thing to do in the world,"
Scott: "The only way playing trumpet could be harder than a sport would be if you were playing trumpet and busting at the same time,"
David: "You guys are asshole,"
Scott: "This kid is a Durp,"
Durp - definition
A new relationship being strongly criticized, talked about, and questioned until it is established.
Harry Potter: Oy Ron, you and Hermione are in quite a durp!
Ron: Yeah mate but at least i'm gettin some
Durp - slang
The word that describes someone when they have no brain in their head. No thoughts of importance, pretty much just a big Dumbass!
That kid is such a durp!
I am surrounded by so many durps in this town!
Durp
An expression usually meaning "Duh" or "Dur" Or to be Politically Correct "Of course, you effing idiot!" usually followed by a smack. Sometimes used as a filler word, usually giving or taking a "be" as a pre-fix or "adurp" as an add-on.
Idiot: "hey dude, I think he's dead..."
Normal Guy: "Durp, you fuckin' retard! Now Help Me With The Body, before my parents get home."
Durp
Durp is commonly used as a way to greet a companion, usually when entering a room. Durp is the natural progression from other such greetings (see below). Also it can be said in approval of an opinion or statement or when showing off about something.
What is up? -> What's up? -> Wassup? -> Waddup? -> Sup? -> Durp?
1) Guy 1 *enters room*: DURP?
Guy 2: DURP!!
2) Guy 1: Lord of the Rings is epic
Guy 2: Durp.
3) Guy 1: Just completed Angry Birds and got 3 stars on every level, DURP?!
Durp
The incorrect spelling of "derp".
Kid 1: OMG WHAT A DURP
Kid 2: It's not durp, it's derp. You're a derp.