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What is Dungannon?a well respected carnegie premier league club in northern ireland. dungannon are a well run, all round respected small football club with pasionate, devoted fans. "the swifts" recently made a large leep towards professional football with the clubs first ever venture into europe under the helm of local legend Joe McAree who resigned shortly after to take a more resevered role within the club under title of general manager dungannon swifts are an example in them selves of irish league football along with every other team that makes the country proud and for the ifa with howard wells wanting to take that away with the 10 team league is wrong Dungannon - meme gifDungannon - videoDungannon - what is it?A young lad who can't get enough of his 'blades' * and sometimes even 'cubs.'** To the population of the low, low town of Dungannon, he appears as a Fuckboi. Friend 1: "See that greasy boy over there?" What does "Dungannon" mean?Ever wondered what happens to all that mess that you flush down the toilet? the UK government thought that by stashing it all in northern ireland they could cut deep-ocean storage costs....a tragic misjudgment....for once the piles of used condoms, human excrement and other assorted sewage reached critical mass, they became self-aware, and forth sprang the town known as "Dungannon" (literally ("Oh shit!") in the old tongue. Explorer Monthly Travel Magazine: I have Just arrived in Dungannon, and am phoning in my travel report since one of the locals ate my notepad. I wish to begin by saying what an absolute ********* this place is, and I cannot believe that the inhabitants of this last bastion of the stone age are...wait, what are you doing!?? GET OFF ME!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........<chomp chomp.... chew.... scratch.....burp...>" |
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