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What is Dueling?
Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.
After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.
Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.
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Dueling - video
Dueling - what is it?
To mess something up irreversibly.
Man you really dueled that up!
You are a totally dueler.
You dueled my kid brothers toy.
What does "Dueling" mean?
Hey Frederick, I recently obtained the Power of the Dragon-Wizard, let's duel!
Dueling - what does it mean?
When two episodes of the same show are on different channels at the same time
Shit, there's dueling Seinfelds on. Should I watch the one with a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences or the one where there's a misunderstanding and hilarious consequences?
Dueling - meaning
A contest between two individuals, no more, no less (er, obviously). Despite what Mr. Anonymous would have you think, it is not necessarily a battle to the death. A chess match could be considered a duel, as could a swordfight, or a naked mudwrestling contest (between women, of course. Naked men mudwrestling is a fucking crime against nature).
"I challenge you to a duel! Pick up your pugel stick! GLADIATORS, RRRRRREADY?"
Dueling - definition
1. battle to the death
2. A classic film directed by Spielberg
Dueling - slang
A challenge between two people to settle a score. To initiate a duel, a duelist must demand satisfaction.
*slap with glove*
What? I demand satisfaction sir!
Let us duel, what shall be your weapon of choice?
strap-on!
ok...
Dueling
When two males stand face to face and proceed to masturbate in the direction of each other. The person to be ejaculated on first loses the duel.
I tried to get off quickly in the duel, but he cummed all over me before I got off.
Dueling
When two friends sit back to back in computer office chairs and begin masturbating at the same time. Then after a set amount of time, both turn around and fire their loads at each other.
A:"Hey dude I'm bored."
B:"Yeah, me too."
A:"Want to duel?"
B:"Sure, I love dueling!"
A:"Ready? Set. Go!"
B:"Aww man. I lost. Good game!"
Dueling
(n.) A graceful form of fighting for the gentry. No underhand tricks, tomfoolery left out, this is one good way to die.
Dueling was allowed in Hungary until 1933. However, should anyone be killed, mansluaghter was the sentance handed down.