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What is Douchenozzle?
someone who is slightly more annoying than your average "joe douchebag" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!
"dude, enough of the 'trogdor!!!!' shit every hour of the day, your such a douchenozzle!"
Douchenozzle - meme gif
Douchenozzle - video
Douchenozzle - what is it?
1. an optional nozzle you can put on the bottle thing. goes up the vagina and helps make life a little better.
2. a total idiot who has no idea what he's doing
3. jerk, someone you generally despise
Kid: Look at him.
Kid 2: Wow. That's so eighties.
Kid: I know, What a douchenozzle.
What does "Douchenozzle" mean?
An egotistical male who uses his penis with too much arrogance.
Douche in French means shower and a nozzle is the part where water shoots out, ergo douchenozzle equals "shower head." The douchenozzle uses his penis like a shower head.
What a douchenozzle
Douchenozzle - what does it mean?
A person who jacks off to animal porn.
--OHMIGOD Iouri is such a douchenozzle
-why?
--He jacks off to Animal Porn
Douchenozzle - meaning
1.a terrible person
2.A total dick
3.affectionate name
Example 1.
Guy 1-I just fucked your girlfriend...and your MOM!
Guy 2-WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHENOZZLE ON THE PLANET!
Example 2.
Guy-I made you some pizza but...I got hungry and soo....yeah...you know where this is going.... :(
Girl- You are such a douchenozzle.*goes to Papa Johns*
Example 3.
*Meanwhile on the football field...*
Coach-LET'S WIN THIS GAME FOR THE CHEERLEADERS YOU PACK OF DOUCHENOZZLES!
Team-YEA!!!!
Douchenozzle - definition
Any person acting in a manner which constitutes an obnoxious or annoying behavior with no apparent reason.
The tip of a douche applicator.
Ed's behavior while intoxicated is akin to a douchenozzle.
Douchenozzle - slang
The distillation of the essence of a douche, compressed as the douche travels via liquid form through the aforementioned nozzle.
Fuck that douchenozzle, we were supposed to see Friendship is Magic this evening.
Douchenozzle
A member of the House of Representatives who can't muster the common courtesy not to heckle the President of the United States as if he was at dollar beer night at the local comedy club.
That Joe Wilson, he's such a douchenozzle.
Douchenozzle
An extension of the word "douche bag" that adds more meaning and severity to its meaning. Can also mean "jackass." Most used by Ray when he gets pissed at his football team.
"You Douchnozzle!"
"If I say the play is on 'Douchenozzle,' WE ARE GOING ON 'DOUCHENOZZLE' YOU DOUCHENOZZLES!
Douchenozzle
A guy who is a bitch because he's overcompensating for his non-existent dick
No one likes you, you're such a Douchenozzle