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What is Douchebag Syndrome?
When all your friends turn into douchebags when they were once nice. It's real.
"Don't be a sod."
Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.
Douchebag Syndrome - video
Douchebag Syndrome - what is it?
When someone is respectful and to everyone except a certain person. This may occur in people due to personal issues and heavily applies among teachers.
Student: She treats everyone nicely except me!
School Counselor: Ms. Watkins, you have a case of SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome), which means you treat everyone nicely except someone certain.
What does "Douchebag Syndrome" mean?
a mental disorder acquired in the presence of from one to many persons carrying the attitude of a douchebag
"Wear your earplugs when you go see Creed live. You don't want to get Acquired Douchebag Syndrome".
Douchebag Syndrome - what does it mean?
When men ask stupid questions and do not think about the question before spewing it out of their mouths ... This is called douchebag syndrome.
BF: "Are you Jealous of Her?"
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."
To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.