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What is Douche Lord?
A person who sets their status as weird things, has major anger issues and may be on the verge of killing anything/one that gets in its way, a person who cant even be categorized as a "douche bag" because its a LORD. A person who needs help and needs to just delete their facebook and GET A LIFE :)
MC, a bipolar douche lord.
Douche Lord - video
Douche Lord - what is it?
The next step in the hierarchy of douche's. There is your regular douche-bag, then there is a souche-lord. Someone who goes above and beyond to be an ass
"I was thinking of giving him another chance when two girls said they hooked-up with him in one night."
"What a douche-lord"
What does "Douche Lord" mean?
the lord of all douch bags. the cops in gta call me a douch lord all the time
cop, get on the ground, you douch lord
Douche Lord - what does it mean?
An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). A douche lord would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.
You know, sometimes that guy can be such a douche lord.
Douche Lord - meaning
Ruler of all that is douchey; a.k.a the male race
Wow. He hasn't called me back. What a douche lord.
Douche Lord - definition
A person who has surpassed the simple "douche bag" they have become a lord in the art of douchebaggery, therefore becoming a douche lord.
That dude is a major douche bag!" "Na man, hes surpassed that, hes a douche lord.
Douche Lord - slang
Douche Lord, noun. Any human who has reached an unsurmountable level of douchiness; often the douchiest person one has ever known. A douche lord is the so-called 'king' ('lord') of douches. Should there be a town comprised solely of douches, this person would undoubtedly be elected President, Mayor, King, Il Duche, etc. dependent on the hierarchy of said town. Typically, a douche lord is one who possesses certain traits: lack of height, slicked back hair (ponytail optional), inability to speak English, KNOWN FOR STEALING INNOCENTS' PHONES OFF BATHROOM HAND DRYERS, monochrome attire, and general cockiness for no evident reason.
Common places where one can inadvertently stumble upon a douche lord: executive boards of healthcare companies (douchiness level can be measured according to picture appearing on website), happy hour at an urban brewery/bar/pub, IN THE KITCHEN AT STAGS HEAD, hosting a well-known reality television show, and other like-minded venues.
That fucking douche lord who works in the kitchen at this pub just stole my god damn phone off the bathroom hand dryer, where I accidentally left it!
Douche Lord
Someone who is such a Douche bag that douche bag doesn't sufficiently describe their level of douchebaggery
George W Bush is the biggest Douche Lord we have ever had for a president.