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What is Don't touch my junk?Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down. TSA - "Sir, we need to pat you down..." Don't touch my junk - videoDon't touch my junk - what is it?When one passes through airport security - phrase to agent not to touch certain body parts! When passing through airline security gate, before body scan: Don't touch my junk or I'll sue you. What does "Don't touch my junk" mean?Phrase every American traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the TSA will start harassing people who actually look like real terrorists. Screener: "I'm going to pat you once on the inner thigh, twice on the ass, three times on your belly button, and then finally stick four fingers and some jelly in yer bunghole, alright honey? If you're uncomfortable with that we can head over to the janitor room right there and do a quick private thingy, k puddin'?" Don't touch my junk - what does it mean?A stern warning to TSA gropers to not touch John Tyner's penis or balls when told he was about to undergo a "groin check". Don't touch my junk. If you touch my junk, I'm going to have you arrested. -- John Tyner, San Diego Airport, November 13, 2010 Don't touch my junk - meaningIt's the new battle cry of travelers fed up with the far-reaching powers of authority in charge, in this case the TSA. Don't touch my junk. |
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