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What is Doctors?
A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills
"Today I went to the Doctor"
"Oh no, how will we pay?"
Doctors - meme gif
Doctors - video
Doctors - what is it?
MD or DO who has undergone 11-16 years of post-secondary education depending on their specialty. They achieved top grades and test scores to be accepted to medical school, residency, and fellowship. Graduate with 300k+ debt and work 60-100 hours a week to serve their fellow man.
The Doctor volunteered to help treat patients during COVID-19.
What does "Doctors" mean?
He is like fire, burning through time, as old as forever the past in his prime. You'll see his blue spaceship materialize, he'll look out and say to you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
A 900 year old alien from the planet Gallifrey who travels through time and space in his blue time machine, the TARDIS. It's chameleon circuit has broken, so it's stuck looking like a blue police box.
Person 1: Oh my goodness, the doctor is so hot!
Person 2: Not just that, he can travel through time and space!
Person 1: Did you see the new episode of Doctor Who?
Person 2: Oh yeah, where the Doctor meets River Song again.
Doctors - what does it mean?
A mad man in a blue box. Loves bowties, and is obsessed with fezzes. Ironically, he has never been ginger, but is and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes, and dreamer of improbable dreams.
Amy: Where's the Doctor?
Rory: Trying on fezzes.
Doctors - meaning
He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful.
He has saved your lives so many times and you never even knew he was there. He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked.
He is a man who can change his face. He travels in his magical machine, through holes in time and space.
He is the Last of the Time Lords, from the planet Galifrey, a lonely angel, a wanderer. He is a man without a home, and is always searching for a companion.
The monsters and the doctor, it seems you cannot have one without the other. He is completely terrifying, but so, so exciting.
His name...is the Doctor.
The Doctor is rude and not ginger.
Doctors - definition
A madman with a box. A genius with a big swishy coat. A veteran dressed like a magician. He's all of these. And whatever you do, never bring up the name Rose Tyler. He's compassionate. He's everything good about the universe. But if you do something bad, he'll come for you.
Look up genocide in the dictionary. There's a picture of The Doctor. The caption says, "Over my dead body!"
Doctors - slang
I saw you there, just standing there
And I thought I was only dreaming, yeah
I kissed you then, then once again
You said you would come and dance with me
Dance with me across the sea
And we can feel the motion of a thousand dreams
Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?
Ships at night give such delight
We all leave before the morning light
Please don't go, no, please don't go
'Cause I don't want to stay here on my own, ooh
Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?
Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?
Fever breathe your love on me (breathe your love)
Take away my name (take away)
Fever lay your hands on me (breathe your love)
I'll never be the same
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?
Doctor! Doctor! Can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh, Doctor! Doctor! Is this love I'm feeling?
Come with me and make believe
We can travel to eternity
Doctors
Are devils. Not demons, Devils.
Why?
Demons are cool.
Devils are not.
Doctors
Doctors are People that have a dark streak and a psychotic dark side that like to get paid very well for stabbing people with needles, cutting people open this knifes, bringing bad news and all that dark devil worshiping. the red cross Sells blood to doctors, 'cause all doctors are vampires, obviously. The few are Zombies and eat the dead patients brains. How can I prove this? Whenever something bad happens, like a fire, or a car crash, Guess who's there? The paramedics, which are the Devil doctors servants. These "mobile" devil worshippers are even worse then doctors, they can find you anywhere. They have trucks, buses, Helicopters and other devil transportation. So we are never safe from these Doctors. So what shall we do? Take that white doctors coat and turn it into a straitjacket.
Doctor:: Ma'ma your sons dead
Woman:: NO!
Doctors:: Ma'ma please sit down. Ma'ma! SUCURITY!
Doctors
n. People who get paid to feel you up and stick needle into your exposed flesh for a living. Though it sounds like a good deal, to be one, you have to waste about 8 years of your life in college plus god-knows how many more years in med school. Being a doctor takes a massive toll on your mental health- They are tasked with having to tell people when they have an incurable disease, tell people that they can't have babies, and don't forget the occasional Colonoscopy!
Child: "Wow! Doctors are so cool! I want to be doctor when I grow up, too!"
Mother: "ROFLMFAO!!!"