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What is Dirty Nate?

Term used to describe an individual that enjoys violent anal penetration by a large pack of feral dogs, who then follows the canine train-bang by shitting the doggy semen into a bucket, drinking it, and promptly throwing it back up. He then bathes in the foul concoction in a public gas station Men's restroom with a toilet seat affixed above his head. He then spends the day receiving Taco Bell laden bowel loads upon his face from the great trucker workforce of America, all the while proclaiming, "Make America Great Again!" and slamming a replica Trump dick dildo resembling a melted Cheeto into his asshole while fireworks rage above his head. At the end of the day, this individual makes love to his girlfriend without showering the foul remnants of the day's accomplishments off while shoving a corn-studded turd that landed onto his face earlier in the day into his asshole while singing the national anthem.

God bless Murrica, dirty Nate!

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Dirty Nate - what is it?

In a threesome; When your wife aggressively slips a cock ring onto your penis while you take a deep pull from a premium micro brew frothed with her boyfriends ejaculate and says "your turn, now show him who's boss and donkey punch that mutherfucker!"

Wife: Remember how much fun it was last time?

Husband: No, I couldn't look my co-workers in the eye for 2 weeks after you made me Dirty Nate your last boyfriend!

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