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What is Dildo?
An obnoxious, fucked up, moronic, munterish, tramp that has no originality and prides his/her self on copying others words and looks and failing miserably. Also has a shit load of fake designer stuff that he/she insists is real.
"dude, that bex, she copied my mates hair colour"
" dude, she is such a dildo"
"mate, look at him!"
"yeah he totally copied mike, expect mike's is real"
"omg man! he totally said it was real to me!"
"duh, hes a dildo."
Dildo - meme gif
Dildo - video
Dildo - what is it?
Someone who's just embarassed themselves.
'I've forgotten how to tie my shoelaces!'
'You fucking dildo.'
What does "Dildo" mean?
An extremely cute name for a teddy bear, not to be mistaken for the first definition.
Jasper: awww that's a cute Teddy bear! What's its name?
Joy: Dildo
Jasper: O_O
....
Jasper: excuse me?
Dildo - what does it mean?
1) A fake, rubber penis used by women to mastribate.
2) A slang term for penis.
3) A stupid person.
1) She used a dildo during mastribation.
2) His dildo is seven inches long.
3) Krysti is such a dildo!
Dildo - meaning
shes got a dildo... Doesn't say much for me
Dildo - definition
acording to a certain person, a dildo is a shade of green
Person 1: "Do you know what a dildo is?"
Certain Person: "Oh, is it a shade of green?"
Person 1: ROFL!
Dildo - slang
something that will eventually lead to the extinction of man.
Woman 1: "My man has not been in the mood for sex lately :("
Woman 2: "Screw him! Get a dildo and dump the bastard!"
Dildo
A penis shaped sex toy inserted into a woman's vagina for the purpose of masturbating. Originally derived from the common practice of women using large cucumbers to pleasure themselves. As in "dill" pickle or cucumber. "Doe" as in ananymous or a "john doe". Hence, dildo.
Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.
She used her dildo every night while her husband John was out of town.
Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.
Dildo
A town in Newfoundland, Canada. Named by Captain James Cook, the name comes from a geographical feature, Cook believed the pninsula resembled a Dildo which in those days was a wooden, metal or stone, fallus substitute. (they didn't have plastic)
He is alos know for Newfoundland places names such as "Come By Chance", "Conception Bay" and "Blow Me Down"
Come and visit Dildo, Newfoundland.
Dildo
Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.
go run to your dildo bitch