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What is Dick Wolf?
v.t.A certain perverse sexual act, the details of which cannot be mentioned here
"We sure Dick Wolfed him."
Dick Wolf - video
Dick Wolf - what is it?
(Canis Penes)--A decedent of the wolf genus, the Dick-Wolf is slightly larger in size than it's Northern American kin. Although armed with razor sharp teeth and claws, the Dick-Wolf is feared for it's massive elephant trunk like sch-long. The Dick-Wolf has a very muscular build from his very late night rumpus, and bears a predominately white coat with subtle hints of brown undercoat and obvious blood stained genital fur. What sets the Dick-Wolf apart from any other predator is his ability to not only grow his self esteem with each attack, but also his sch-long. Dick-Wolf's also are widely feared for their trip-wire low standards and will attack anything that walks, crawls, swims, slithers (anything with a heart beat and some random cases some without). The Dick-Wolf attacks it victims using stealthy maneuvers and creeps up from behind. It first subdues its victim and immediately begins viciously attacking from the backside. Leaving the victim incapacitated and helpless and in an immense amount of pain in the anal region. What set's the Dick-Wolf apart from any other mammal is that the Dick-Wolf does not feast off its victims it merely survives on pure sexual ecstasy and heavy metal. Know the Dick-Wolf, Fear the Dick-Wolf, and by all means pray to the metal gods that your not the next victim!
I was walkin' home from the store the other night and got anal assassinated by a fucking 'Dick-Wolf'!
Drivin home from work last night, fuckin 'Dick-Wolf' jumped out in front of me and tore the shit out of my car!
Me and my girls (fatties!) were leavin the bar and the god damn Dick-Wolf bumb-rushed us leaving our asses tore up!
What does "Dick Wolf" mean?
- verb (used with object)
1. To spoil ones plans.
2. To cut someone off before they are able to reveal an important bit of information.
- noun
1. an annoying sob who always ruins surprises.
*comes from the popular TV show, "Law and Order" and how the viewer waits for another twist at the end of the show only to see the screen go blank and the name "dick wolf" appear.
- verb
1. "I'm going to dick-wolf you."
2. "I tried to tell her about the party but Mike totally dick-wolfed me."
- noun
1. "You're such a dick-wolf."
Dick Wolf - what does it mean?
To get roped into another episode of Law and Order by the opening scene that immediately follows the previous episode.
"I swore to myself I'd start my paper after the first episode, but I kept getting Dick Wolfed by the SVU marathon."
Dick Wolf - meaning
When a movie or TV show leaves you hanging; wondering what happened. No real ending or conclusion to a story.
Wait, what happened.?!? I just watched a three hour movie and totally got Dick Wolfed.!!
Dick Wolf - definition
Ingesting both Speed(amphetamine) and Weed for the purposes of creatively enhancing one's work or group activity in which the creative enhancement of weed works in coalition with the focus enhancing elements of speed. In Reference to the Law and Order producers DIck Wolf and his Co-Producer Speed Weed.
''We will be dick wolfing so hard tonight bois ''
Dick Wolf - slang
"I waited the whole time to see the verdict and then they just dick wolfed me!"
"Oh, Detective Stabler, even though your show just dick wolfed me, I still love you!"
Dick Wolf
A right wing gay guy who produces real hard-core master and slave themed crap for the right wing masses like Law & Order.
Did you see that Uncle Tom crap on TV last night? It must have been produced by a real Dick Wolf. It tried to say Meths labs aren't good business for children.
Dick Wolf
Purposely ending something without resolving it, often done on Law and Order SVU
Person 1: So then we got in the car, and all of a sudden
Person 2: Dick Wolf
Person 1: Don't Dick Wolf my story!
Person 2: Sorry, but it's more exciting this way
Dick Wolf
A phrase to replace the words "the end" of a television show or movie. Coming from the last moment of a Law and Order show, usually at the end of a twist ending or a very dramatic moment, where it flashes to this name.
I was watching Sixth Sense and then it got to the Dick Wolf and it turned out he was dead all along. Blew my mind.