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What is Defination?
What Urban Dictionary never ever does
I just defined define correctly!
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Defination - what is it?
The ability to quickly and accurately read an environment, a situation or a person.
My definability tells me that Juan is manipulating his team in order to make himself look good.
What does "Defination" mean?
A Definator is someone who defines words for a living. Unlike me definators get paid to define words.
"With my pistol I define the definition of pain" - 50 Cent
Therefore his pistol would be a definator
Defination - what does it mean?
A useless feature on Urban Dictionary because you'll never have your definitions published, no matter how vulgar, informative, or accurate it may be.
Person 1: I wanted to define it but Urban Dictionary didn't take it.
Person 2: Man that sucks, that feature is useless.
Defination - meaning
This is not the way it's spelled!
The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!
Defination - definition
Idiot-speak for "definitely". One of the most common moronic misspellings found on the internet.
The new Backstreet Boys CD is, like, definately the best thing ever.
Defination - slang
What Urban Dictionary doesn't do.
Jim: Don't worry I looked up on Urban Dictionary
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything
Defination
The present participle of define, when someone is explaining the meaning of something.
Person 1: Where is Will?
Person 2: He's busy defining words on Urban Dictionary.
Defination
The one thing you'll never be able to define
Dude 1: Yo, can you Define Define
Dude 2: How the hell am I supposed to do that?
Defination
A portmanteau of the words Definition and Defamation.
This is the act of going to the trouble of inaccurately defining a word on Urbandictionary just to make a private joke at the expense of a member of your extended social circle, who, since you'll have to go to the trouble of dragging them to a computer, telling them the Urbandictiony url to type in, and then telling them which is the one word out of thousands that personally mentions the name of the person to get any kind of reaction out of them, thus negating the possible humour from the act of the joke, (since this is like having to stop and explain a joke after telling it), and thereby confusing the issue for everyone else in the world who is obviously not either you and your two sniggering sychopantic hanger-ons who think this kind of thing is even remotely interesting or clever.
High School Kid 1: "Ha ha, look, i just wrote wrote a description for 'Gay Loser' and put Cecil McWeedy's name there".
High School Kid 2: "OMG u r so kewl! Wait until he sees that Defination, this is the funniest joke ever"
(the next day)
High School Kid 1: "It's been a day. He's going to be soooo mad".
High School Kid 2: "Yeah, everyone in school is going to be calling him Gay Loser".
(weeks later)
High School Kid 1: "He has to have seen it by now".
High School Kid 2: "Yeah, and everyone in the world knows he's a Gay Loser".
(months later)
High School Kid 1: "You know what would be really funny? If we showed him!"
High School Kid 2: "I'll get URL up and you bring him over. Let's do it".
High School Kid 1: "OMG, this will be so funny".
High School Kid 2: "Wait... it's not there anymore".