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What is Dark Knight?
typically though of, as evil. whether he is or not, is uncertain. definitly menacing.
That Dark Knight is a menace, like that queef.
Dark Knight - video
Dark Knight - what is it?
Someone who tries to defend everyone in a video game, usually when someone says something like "you're ugly" they usually bring up suicide and try to guilt trip people. they defend everyone so they can seem like a nice person, and they make themselves seem like they've been around and know alot but they truly don't. They usually get mixed up with White Knights.
Dude stop being a Dark Knight
What does "Dark Knight" mean?
Before you finish, the girl asks, “Who are you?” You then turn around, gizz on her face, say “I’m Batman,” and proceed to run out of the room while wearing a cape.
Friend: “So how are you and Jason?”
Girl: “Well it got serious last night, but I didn’t see him leave because he pulled a Dark Knight.”
Dark Knight - what does it mean?
A variation of the bat wing, a Dark knight is a surprise attack where one waits in a dark room streches their scrodum with one hand, while using the other hand to shine a flahlight on the scrotum for all to see.
The only thing I could see as I walked into my room was the shadow of a dark knight.
Dark Knight - meaning
Dark Knight is the coolest dude alive. His insane skills both on and off the computer amaze and astound all, especially the ladies. Can frequently be found on comic message boards hitting on other men's girlfriends and underage girls from Canada.
Dark Knight, you are the man!
Dark Knight - definition
Grabbing a blanket to put over your head (imitating the dark knight), looking for targets while the lights are out, specifically your group of friends in any room, puts the blanket over them and fuck them vigorously until they're helpless and lets you. WARNING: screams can be very loud and may have people call the police on you.
He laughed evily and turned the lights off, he dark knighted my whole friend group and I can still hear their screams in my head as I hid underneath the bed . It was scary.
Dark Knight - slang
The act of having public sex with a girl when she is laying down on the floor while you using some type of sheet or blanket as both a cape and a cover
Guy 1: Did you see that random guy fuck Gabby on the floor at the toga party?
Guy 2: Yeah Bro! He was using a blanket to cover his junk!
Guy 1: He Dark Knighted that Hoe!
Dark Knight
A variation of the hometown classic, to pull a "Dark Knight" is to pick up a guy (or girl) in your hometown, take them to your parents house, and seduce them using the 2008 film as bait.
Once back at your parents crib, you gotta slip into something sexy under the guise of comfort (usually a kimono), making a wardrobe change from formal to nightware, much like from bruce wayne to batman. After that, it's just a matter of banging on your parent's couch while using the movie's explosive soundtrack to mask the noise.
this guy wasn't into banging at my mom's house, but he was a total dork so I figured I'd pull a dark knight.
Dark Knight
Cute way to say male genitals.
I was watching Sunny Leone's porn yesterday, and I felt something was rising. It must be Dark Knight.
Dark Knight
A man of his word. His very captivating. His eyes draw you in, you feel as though your hypnotized.
The Dark Knight is tall, dark, clean-cut,suave,noble and open-handed. He has an aura that captivates
you and you feel miserable when his not around. A very impressionable man that deserves the upmost
respect. He rescues women in distress and they always want to reward him (if you know what I mean)
but he refuses because his madly in love with his girl. A complex yet amazing person. Highly intelligent,
and seeks out intellectual equals to associate with. Is hard on himself when things don't work out well, often to
the point of being self-deprecating and self-destructive. His much better now because his finally found his true love
and she's brightening his world. He loves to sing and joke around with his friends. Everyone loves this awesome
and beautiful person and his every bit worthy of a "happily ever after". It's worth every bit of heartache just to
have the chance to know him, love him and spoil him.
His so hott you could fry an egg on him.
Gary: "Whose that guy over there, he thinks his the Dark Knight?"
Larry: "Ahhh, he is the Dark Knight, look there's two women about to jump in the river so he can save them"
Gary: "Are you serious, what's so special about him"
Larry: C'mon man, your cut because his hot