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What is D Minor?
A suspenseful and ominous song that every sailor knows means death and impending doom. Usually heard out at sea, avoiding this song should be your number 1 concern when sailing.
βOh no, Spongebob, quick, Reel it in! Canβt you hear the music?! Thatβs a 4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor! Every sailor knows that means death!β - Eugene H. Krabs
D Minor - video
D Minor - what is it?
a very spooky piece composed by J.S Bach. it is famous for being overoused in old horror films
person 1: let's watch some old horror films
person 2: OK
*toccata and fugue in d minor plays*
person 1 & 2 are shaking in fear*
person 1: this is so spooky!
person 2: i agree
What does "D Minor" mean?
a language spoken by people who speak in d minor
person 1: "what language do you speak"
person 2: "d minor-ese"
person 1: "what the fu-"
D Minor - what does it mean?
the chord you play when your girlfriend asks you your size ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Person 1- What is yourβ¦size( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Person 2- *strums chord* d minor
Person 1- oh
D Minor - meaning
The saddest of all keys. People weep instantly when they hear it.
This song is in D minor. It's called "Lick My Love Pump".