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What is DOUCHEBAG?
Adjective
1. Used to describe a young adult male so astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces that it must be the result of magic.
2. Much rarer, used to describe a young adult male who is astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces, who also happens to be a trained Magician.
magical douche bag
Douche bag + Magical = douchebagical
Q:Remember that English guy stumbling along the Canal in Amsterdam, yelling and spitting and throwing his empty beer bottle into the water?
Reply: Yeah, he thought very highly of himself.
He was such a douche.
He was douchebagical.
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DOUCHEBAG - what is it?
A type of person that is absolutely mean for no reason. These toe suckers are going out of there way just to ruin someone's day. These people are everywhere, you just can't avoid them.
Karens are douchebags.
What does "DOUCHEBAG" mean?
Of course, this word applies to many different types of insufferable dickheads across this country. But my favorite, my absolute favorite, is the douche that will precipitate some type of physical conflict at a bar, a club, or anywhere. The douche then gets a pop in the mouth or the nose and immediately calls law enforcement to report himself as the victim of a crime. (the same law enforcement he will badmouth any other time). I feel strongly that this type of douche is indigenous to southwest Idaho. They are crawling all over Boise, Nampa, Caldwell, Eagle, and Meridian.
Did you see that Douchebag? He grabs my wife's ass, I pop him one on the nose, and he calls the police and now I have a to go to court for battery.
DOUCHEBAG - what does it mean?
A person (most likely a man) who is self-absorbed and in love with himself and is very obnoxious about it and chalks up any negative criticism to jealousy. That guy who thinks he is a god and won't shut up about it.
this Mike Guy from Jersey shore actually nicknamed his own abs and compares his fame with the Beatles....what adouchebag
DOUCHEBAG - meaning
a guy that is a royal jerk and will one day get his. a typical loser jerkface asshole who lies to girls, doesn't know how to be a man and is a big pussy.
that boy Eugene is a total douchebag.
DOUCHEBAG - definition
N - A person with an over inflated ego, coupled with a low intelligence, who has no idea people are making fun on his style or personality
www.submitadouche.com has many examples of the different types of douchebags
DOUCHEBAG - slang
'Jake Paul is such a douchebag"
DOUCHEBAG
Someone who has surpassed Jerk and Asshole but hasn't quite reached Motherfucker
John is being a douchebag toward Taylor by telling everyone her secrets.
DOUCHEBAG
SOMEONE WHO HAS THE THINKING LEVEL OF PEOPLE AND IS NOT AFRAID TO HEIR HIS/HER OPINIONS EVEN WHEN THEY MAY HURT OTHERS(THE TRUTH HURTS ANYWAYS)
HE SAID I AM UGLY TO MY FACE IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC HE WAS BEING SUCH A DOUCHEBAG
DOUCHEBAG
The little runts who think they are above average looking. They have personality disorders, and have to go live off of women in different states. A relationship fraud. A constant need for attention. Clueless to the sane people around them. A using parasite, who can't get his own anything. A paranoid, control freak, who suffers from morning jealousy, (made up). Very low intelligence. A pathological liar, serial cheater. Always on the lookout for that smile that means just a smile to normal people. Clueless to how stupid it actually looks to others. Struts like a peacock. Stares at itself in the mirror 24/7.
"Look at that douchebag, throwing a whiney shitshow. "