Definder - what does the word mean?

What is self-absorbed?

when something thinks everything is about them, and that the world revolves around them. Essentially, they believe everything everyone does is about them

it isn't just about you...you are so self absorbant

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Self-absorbed - what is it?

The fucking jackass named Jacob Paddy.

When someone is in the hospital because they're fucking retarded they cut themself and they try to blame it on you, when all you've done is help.
"You my good hoe, are an over emotional self absorbed cunt bag. "

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What does "self-absorbed" mean?

emo bitch psycho Girl who tells shit about you, just so she can see her long-distance boyfriend that she is cheating on. Self Absorbed Emos are commonly whores, and bitch a lot about how everyone is not good enough for them. The Self Absorbed Emo is clearly emo, but will deny it until their untimely death.

"Claire told her parents I made her smoke weed so that her parents would let her go to Pheonix to see her boyfriend. I can't believe my best friend would say such shit! She is such a Self Absorbed Emo. She was talking about suicide the other day, what a weirdo."
"Word up man."

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Self-absorbed - what does it mean?

Someone who tapes a mirror to the back of their partner's head during anal sex.

That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!

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Self-absorbed - meaning

Confidence and self-absorption rooted in narcissism are not the same: first, narcissism is self-focused while confidence considers the wellbeing of others.

You self absorbed and pretentious! I know iv fallen into your trap a few times

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Self-absorbed - definition

A condition where there are two possiblities. you have either simple haughtiness and arrogance, the more commonly implied meaning. however there are those who have an equally obnoxious affect, but which comes not from pride, rather their constant exclusive occupation with their own feelings. Theirs is not the slight narcissism of the former, rather one who has a graduated notion of the sanctity of their own emotions.

Every time I open my mouth, the guy cringes at some perceived insult or lack of regard for his notion of social delicacy. I find when he finally opens his mouth that he is not totally without compassion, but just that his compassion extends mostly to himself, that he is self-absorbed, and frankly, wretched.

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Self-absorbed - slang

1. An adjective that describes practically every human being alive with only a few exceptions. I mean, who thinks about other people more than their needs? If you're living in a 3rd world country, suffering constantly or have less than a week to live, you probably aren't going to bitch, moan and remind everyone else of your suffering as much as some asshat kid with 2 tests on the same day! (BLASHPEMY! 2 TESTS?? And HOMEWORK on top of that?? IN-JUST-ICE!!)

2. What to call people, when at lost for words, who enter their own name at Urbandictionary.com with a lengthy paragraph telling readers why (self-absorbed asshat) loves him/herself.

Oh my goodness, it's just a QUIZ. And EVERY-FRICKING-PERSON who went to school got HOMEWORK ASSIGNED TO THEM. How about instead of bitching to me about your trivial "problems", you DO your homework and stop calling me!!

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Self-absorbed

absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.

absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.

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Self-absorbed

A person who cannot stop thinking about themselves, and constantly reminds all others around them of their good and bad qualities. See Sam.

(Jane) "If you looked in the dictionary, your picture would be filed under 'self-absorbed.'"
(Sam) Gasp "My picture is in the dictionary?!"

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Self-absorbed

Simply stated, it is an individual that is so consumed with their own selves that they become oblivious to, nor do they care how their actions or words impact others.

Sarah was so self-absorbed that she shouted at her daughter for no apparent reason.

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