Definder - what does the word mean?

What is DHS?

Acronym for the Department of Homeland Security. Their sole purpose is to ensure the safety of America. DHS includes branches of the armed forces such as the USCG.

The DHS does the job, to the best of their capabilities to protect the United States.

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DHS - what is it?

An acronym to describe a female friend or other girl that you know. DHS, Down. Hot. Single.

Jon: Dude...there were so many DHS girls there last night.
Michael: I know right, this one girl was so DHS I just couldn't resist.

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What does "DHS" mean?

How about rather then everybody clustered together naming Their High School, so rather just have 1, person put simply, DHS. Abbreviated to name any high school that starts with a D.

DHS: Means my school, donkey Halfs sch0okfrfirn

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DHS - what does it mean?

Abbreviation of "Department of Homeland Security"--the a US government agency devoted to maintaining the safety of America.

"Didn't you hear? The DHS got an 'F' on computer security last week... again."

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DHS - meaning

Dumb Hoe Syndrome, typically used as a rhetorical medical diagnosis for those who suffer with abnormal amounts of low IQ hoeness.

For example,
"Oh my god, she's such a DHS."
"I'm sorry, I suffer with DHS."

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DHS - definition

government agency devoted to maintaining high income by butt sucking the US tax payer.

DHS spent 2 weeks & (200K dollars) looking for 10 raghead students who were just being kids. Safe is as safe does just keep on paying DHS they will take care of you gringos.

DHS say lady's must take off dress @ airport cus they can hide lots of stuff in those bloomers.. While they check your bloomers 2 million tons of stuff ( goods & people ) come into this country unchecked. white heads

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DHS - slang

Abbreviation for either Deltona High School or Deland High School used by students of either institution or other high schools in the area

It's kind of retarted that both Deltona High and Deland High both call themselves DHS

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DHS

Acronym: Dead Hooker Storage

The place you keep your dirty secrets, ie porn, drug, or dead hooker stash

Mom's pissed, she found my DHS.

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DHS

(Michigan) Department of Human Services - A place to go to apply for food stamps and other public assistance. Can be the most tedious or the most amusing hours of waiting possible, depending on clientele that day. Activities include counting the number of applicants that do NOT speak English and refuse to learn as compared to the ones that tell you what they are OWED from the state.

Person 1: I just went to DHS to apply for food stamps. No one in the waiting room spoke English.

Person 2: Yeah, well when I was there, I got to listen to two bitches yell about how their illegitimate children were going to starve after their caseworker told them to get a job.

food stamps welfare ebt bridge card lazy ass

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DHS

(US GOVERNMENT) Department of Homeland Security; cabinet level position created by the Bush Administration in 2003. One of the most costly and poorly executed reorganizations in US history, it essentially blew hundreds of billions of dollars on unrelated and pointless government projects intended to reward members of congress who sided with the president.

The DHS budget's largest line items are:

*the Customs and Border Protection (CBP)-20%;

*the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)-19%;
*the Coast Guard (USCG; formerly part of the Department of Transportation {DOT})-18%;

*the Transportation Security Administration (TSA)-12%;

*Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)-10%;

*Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)-5%.

(Percentages are of the FY 2011 DHS Budget--$57 billion

The DHS was created to bring most federally-controlled law enforcement bodies into one single, union-free, whistle-blower-free, department. Riders to the Homeland Security Act cost taxpayers billions in useless programs.

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