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What is Cunt Syndrome?
When someone acts like an old, grumpy cunt.
"Shut up and stop being so childish" "Never mind him, he has Old Man Cunt Syndrome"
Cunt Syndrome - video
Cunt Syndrome - what is it?
A fictional disease attributed to bitchy girls as an attempt to explain why they are the way they are.
Commonly abbreviated as SUCS.
Bitchy girl:
"I'm going to act like hot shit even though I'm not very attractive, then I'm going to get drunk and be a complete cunt to everyone that isn't a hot guy."
Observers:
"Looks like she's got Stuck Up Cunt Syndrome."
What does "Cunt Syndrome" mean?
Queefing cunt syndrome (QCS) is a rare disorder acquired by dirty bitches who smear it foward and are prone to bacterial infections especially caused by clostridium perfringens, an organism that causes gas gangrene in infected tissue.
Maricon had an incredible bout with queefing cunt syndrome last spring.
Cunt Syndrome - what does it mean?
Some body that is very obese, and decides to call other people fat.
Shut the fuck up Brady, you have Fat cunt syndrome
Cunt Syndrome - meaning
Mainly found in Males at the age of 18 years old, whos name starts with a K and ends with an N.
Commonly referred to this type of person as "A Fat Cunt with no life."
The known effects of this syndrome are:
1. No Life
2. Extremely obese
3. Retarded
Not all effects of this syndrome have been listed.
Any person retains the right to call this person a racial slur or any other type of slur.
Hey man, don't look at that guy he has Fat Cunt Syndrome.
Cunt Syndrome - definition
A medical condition specifically for the female side of the human race. Females suffering from this medical condition do something so incredibly stupid, it seems that a person's only recourse is to kill that person. In general these females do something this stupid on a daily basis and can't help themselves from coming off as a stupid bitch.
Tim: That bitch who was texting swerved into the middle of the road and almost hit me!
Josh: She must have DCS
Tim: What's DCS?
Josh: Dumb Cunt Syndrome.
Tim: Yeah she must have attended Dumb Cunt Driver School too.
Cunt Syndrome - slang
Some one who is that fat and ugly, they think they have the right to talk shit about others because their life is that boring and unpleasant 1- because they are overweight
2- because they literally need to put others down to feel better about their fat cuntness
Damn you must have fat cunt syndrome
Cunt Syndrome
A common mental disorder amoungst females. Usually involving irratic, irrational, and unexplainable behavior. Sometimes misdiagnosed with depression or other mood disorders, these females can function at a highly intellectual level of thinking, but yet fall short when it comes to common sense. They Cannot Understand Normal Thinking, thus they acronym C.U.N.T.
Disorder Criteria:
-Irrational response to men
-Altered perception of morals and a distorted value system
-Sex drive (usually involving many and various men)
-Inability to maintain meaningful relationships with one person in a monogamous way.
Judy and Joe just got back from a vacation in Cancun Mexico:
Judy: You never do anything for me and you always treat me like a child
Joe: I just took you to Mexico for vacation and let you do whatever you wanted
Judy: You just did that to have more control over me!
Joe: Are you fucking serious?
Judy has Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome
Cunt Syndrome
A.k.a CS.
Discovered by a brotherhood of high school students, Cunt Syndrome is the full embodiment of what is wrong with teenage females in the present day.
The characteristics of CS are as follows
-bitches about the most insignificant things
-fights with the friends that have had her back "forever"
-drives wildly
-"likes" or "loves" a different guy every month or so
-causes friends in the group to constantly pick between her and other friends
-when mad a fierce glean can be seen in the eyes
-usually a slightly odd hairstyle signifies the beginning of a new outbreak
-when the group stops and thinks about it, they no longer like her, at all
-other females in the group of friends start acting odd, just after the first
"Hey man, CS is in full swing today"-guy 1
"Broheme what she bitch about now?"guy 2
"Well one, look at her new hair, smh and two, she is bitching about how noone likes her in the group"guy 1
"We did like her, until she started bitching! theres always a damn problem"guy 2
"Yea broseph, Its a terminal case of Cunt Syndrome, we mine as well kill that bitch"guy 1
Cunt Syndrome
One cunt's constant use of the word CUNT and everybody else starts to use the word CUNT as well.
Cunt 1: Alright you cuntfuck
Cunt 2: Hey
Cunt 1: How are you cunt?
Cunt 2: Wow i am a cunt
Cunt 1: Mate i think you've developed cunt syndrome