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What is Crypt Keeper?
Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.
Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.
Crypt Keeper - video
Crypt Keeper - what is it?
the person who promises to pay money back and then makes every excuse in the book not to pay it back or to duck the situation.
paul, where is my money....
{paulits in the mail, i swear on my life!
What does "Crypt Keeper" mean?
(Noun) - A sexually-aggressive older woman (see "cougar and MILF"), now past the point of potential attractiveness/interest from her own potential conquests; usually identified by rail-thin body, over-exposing tight clothing, a cloud of expensive perfume (presumably to mask the odor of decay), tight facial skin that favors stretched plastic wrap, unblinking reptile-like eyes, and makeup that looks like it was applied by a Hollywood special-effects artist.
This reference is also due to the creature's innate horror-film-like ability to appear attractive from the rear, yet upon turning around they will immediately startle the other person; crypt-keepers are commonly known to be able to frighten small dogs and can cause babies to burst into tears.
"Whoa... she went from 'MILF' to 'cougar' to 'crypt-keeper' in a space of only three years!"
Crypt Keeper - what does it mean?
That dirty old pervert who sits the entrance of the stage to harass dancers
If that crypt keeper touches me again I am Gunna break off his bony finger and shove it up his ass.
Crypt Keeper - meaning
After- dark booty call. Someone you would never be caught out with in puiblic by any of your friends because they are so ugly,nasty..etc..
"Did you see John sneaking over to Felicia's house last night?"
"Yeah I saw him, guess he don't want anyone to know he is fucking that crypt keeper!"
Crypt Keeper - definition
the hilarious, creepy, and all around cool host of "tales from the crypt"
The crypt keeper is the shiznit.
Crypt Keeper - slang
A state of being so unpresentable that you look like death itself. Typically characterized by no make-up, greasy hair, and feelings of extreme ugliness.
Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?
You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper
Crypt Keeper
A stripper that is obviously past her prime, that makes you ask yourself why is she still stripping. Usually defined by the undead look in her eyes and kinda looks like an old crone or hag even after make up. There's usually one in every club but there's always exceptions.
Holy shit dude how old do you think that one is?
I dunno man she's gotta be the crypt keeper here.
Crypt Keeper
Female so old and decrepit that she resembles the very route of all evil.
Man check out that Crypt Keeper !
Dude yeah, Dianne Feinstein is straight evil, she's straight Crypt Keeper status.
Crypt Keeper
The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.
I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.