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What is Crank Dat?
The gansta version of the macarena. the words still cant be understood, and it has launched as many parodies that are as retarded as the song itself.
person #1: What are you listening to? And why are you dancing??
person #2: It's Crank Dat and I'm dancing yo.
preson #1: Righhhtt. You look like you're doing the Macarena on speed.
Crank Dat - video
Crank Dat - what is it?
A horrible song by a horrible "artist" (Soulja Boy) that talks about how some guy (Soulja Boy) whacks off onto a girls back when she's sleeping, and sticks a bed sheet to her back, and it sticks, hence SUPERMANN!
Soulja Boy: Crank dat soulja boy, superman dat ho.
Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!
What does "Crank Dat" mean?
A horrible song with no lyrical talent whatsoever
Person: Love that Crank Dat song
Person 2: Can you do the dance?!?!
Person: There's a dance?!?
Person 2: Yeah it goes like this *proceeds to move about like they are a retarded monkey on speed*
Crank Dat - what does it mean?
song that is contributing to the retardation of america
After listening to crank dat, John transformed from a genius to being in a persistant vegetative state.
Crank Dat - meaning
Alternative meaning, popularized by the the Soulja Boy song of the same title. Crank dat refers to the act of masturbation, as indicated by the lyrics "watch me "crank dat" soldier boy then superman that hoe"
Watch me crank dat soldier boy then superman dat hoe...OR...watch me masturbate my erect penis then ejaculate on this promiscuous woman's back before sticking a sheet to the soiled spot on her back causing an eventual cape-like effect.
Crank Dat - definition
1.Genre of Music in which the lyrical content is severly lacking in pentameter.
2.Gener of Music in which the sole purpose is for people to dance, songs that have thier own distinctive dance.
3.Genre of Music in which young artist partake to become successful.
4.Urban Line Dancing
1. Songs like Crank Dat: Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Aquaman, Incredible Hulk and to some extent Lipgloss
2.Lipgloss, Superman, Aunt Jackie
3. Soulja Boy, Lil Ma Ma, Young Seph, 3rd Flo ect.
4.Crossing of legs, Tapping foots, Pelvic thrusts
Crank Dat - slang
A stupid-ass hip pop fad started by a song (crank dat soulja boy) by the talentless southern rapper Soulja Boy.
There's at least a million of songs that have the words "crank dat" in it, and they're all repetitive, stupid, and have no lyrical meaning whatsoever. It's just another bunch of retarded club songs that people are gonna forget about in a few months.
Here are a few of these shit-tastic songs:
Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Crank Dat Spiderman
Crank Dat Peter Pan
Crank Dat Yank
Crank Dat Batman
Crank Dat Superman
Crank Dat Lion King
Crank Dat Jump Rope
Crank Dat Weezy Wee
You can already tell that they're horrible just by reading their titles.
Crank Dat
A horrible song by the talentless Soulja Boy, comes with a dance. It plays everywhere especially in the suburbs where white kids and their parents sing along to it and do the dance...until they find out what the song's actually about.
Crank Dat is the reason I have no faith in humanity.
Crank Dat
A song that's become an epidemic among teenagers in an alarmingly short period of time.
A song labeled as "rap/hip-hop" that nearly every teenager in America knows about. The song - for lack of a better word - rapped by the seventeen-year-old kid known as Soulja Boy has made several remixes and versions, from Spiderman to Robocop. All follow the same basic dance pattern, with the exception of a few minor changes during the chorus. It's a poor excuse for talent in the music world as it degrades women, and shows just how far "talent" has plunged in the 21st century - the lyrics alone show the literacy levels of the person who raps it. Just look up the lyrics to it on here - it's sad to see that few realize the exact meaning of the song before they look up the meaning. The song has had some controversy as to its lyrics and overall meaning, being banned at many schools/education facilities due to its content.
The only credit I can give to the song is that it spread so quickly and that the dance is probably the best known dance for late 2007, mainly becoming known from the popular instructional video for it on YouTube. Honestly, as soon as you here the signature "YOOOUUU!" at the beginning of the song you know it's Crank That (or Dat, depending on your literacy) Soulja Boy and just about everyone starts doing the dance to it.
You want an example? Turn the volume up on your iPod to the max and start playing Crank Dat/That in a room full of kids. Watch how many start dancing/attempting to rap to it.
Crank Dat
1. Song by Soulja Boy, makes no sense, has a single beat, the Boy raps in one tone, and has a dance that makes a choreographer cry whenever he walks into a party with the song playing. Its a disgrace to a cd
Guy 1: I can crank dat n***a
Guy 2: Dude, its a bat mitzvah and ur a 13 year-old jewish kid, stop embarassing yourself
Guy 1: Wha' me cran it
Wha' me roll
Supermaan a hoe!
Guy 2: *Gunshot*