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What is Craig David?
something stupid you say when you get excited or something shocks you
omg! he has a 2 inch penis! thats crazy craig david!!
Craig David - video
Craig David - what is it?
Basically this phrase is derived from the word 'righto' spoken by northerners, which turns into 'reeto' and of course the 'craig david' which is taken from bo selecta, making the phrase 'reeto craig david' which is basically a synonym for 'ok'
Santa: "Scott can you fuck off?"
Scott: "Reeto Craig David."
What does "Craig David" mean?
A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.
"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"
Craig David - what does it mean?
English Middle Class Slang used to describe when someone is having a furious outburst (go mental) for whatever reason.
Ashleigh: "Did you hear about Dave? He got caught with his pants down with another woman by his Wife!!!"
Lisa "Yeah I heard about it the other day, apparantly Dave's wife went absolutely "Craig David" and cut his tackle off with a 10 inch kitchen knife and fed it to the dog!"
Craig David - meaning
(Or more aptly, 'Doing A Craig David') A situation arises from which you need to distance yourself from; i.e. 'walking away'.
I have troubles in my life, so I'm doing a Craig David
Craig David - definition
Based on the Craig David hit 'walking away'. To walk away, or do a Texas.
Sandy wasn't what i expected, so i told her i was ill, and did a Craig David.
Craig David - slang
Fill in.
Based on the April 2000 hit single "Fill Me In" by Craig David.
So when are you going to Craig David me about your new boyfriend?
She had SUCH an epic weekend - she Craig Davided me yesterday.
Craig David
Most talented singer in the whole world that does not get recognition. He can sing pop/rnb/hip-hop/reggae and he can flat out spit that fire!
"yo man you see Craig David spit over a milli during the MOBOs?"
"Ya that was epic, hes got to make a comeback to the states with those skills"
Craig David
A drink popularised in London in early 2014, comprising of a Tequila Shot and a shot of Pineapple juice. Believed to have originated in the mountains of Europe.
The drink must be consumed in a specific order:
1. Drink 1/10th of the pineapple juice and keep it in your mouth
2. Follow instantly by downing the whole tequila shot
3. Finish with a chaser of the remaining pineapple juice
Many partakers of this beverage are said to proclaim "It's surprisingly smooth" after consumption.
"shall we order some Craigy Ds?"
"Four Craig David's please"
"Four what?"
"Craig David's..."
"What's that?"
"... you don't know what a Craig David is?"