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What is Couch Potato?
its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)
Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside
Couch Potato - video
Couch Potato - what is it?
When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch
Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨
What does "Couch Potato" mean?
The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)
Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
Couch Potato - what does it mean?
Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.
Homer Simpson from The Simpsons
"You're such a couch potato!"
Couch Potato - meaning
a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)
Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.
Couch Potato - definition
When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.
Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.
Couch Potato - slang
A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day
Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too
Couch Potato
1: I'm such a lazy person.
2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.
Couch Potato
A parody song of Loose Yourself by Eminem sung by Weird Al Yankovic.
Some lyrics:
"My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey
Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it
I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)"
Did you hear Weird Al sining "Couch Potato" on the radio last night?
Couch Potato
The word for someone who sits on a couch for many ours and does nothing.
Also known as the man who lets girls Shrek him.
"I'd like to now how to be a great couch potato!"