What is Couch Fuck?

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

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Couch Fuck - video

Couch Fuck - what is it?

A coutch or fold-out bed downstairs or in a basement that has seen a lot of fucking from its owner as well as visitors.

I would rather pass out on a community fuck couch.

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What does "Couch Fuck" mean?

to totally, completly, and utterly dominate something

"I'm going to fuck couch in Call of Duty 4"
"I saw that new Rambo movie last night...he fucked so much couch!"

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Couch Fuck - what does it mean?

Mixture of 'cunt' and 'douche', now commonly used to describe someone who stays in when everyone else is going out and does not even take part in the prelash. The word 'fucking' is then usually put before it for maximum effect.

'Dude, Gina isn't coming out tonight' 'What?! Gina is a fucking couche!'

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Couch Fuck - meaning

When you're living in poverty, the fuck couch is the designated spot for you, your boys, or you and your boys to bring the bitches back to for some sexing

Jerome, if you want some privacy with that hoe, take her to the fuck couch.. Let me know if ya need some help yo

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Couch Fuck - definition

when a man takes a swim cap full of vaseline and places it between two couch cushions and proceeds to have intercourse with it

billy couch fucked the shit out of that leather love seat

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