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What is Cordon?
A sexual act performed on a beach between a male and his female "slampiece". At some point during sexual intercourse, the male specimen removes his condom-free member from the female specimen's vagina. He then proceeds to insert his penis into the sand. After this "poke of faith", the male then re-inserts his penis into the female's vagina, and continues to pleasure his lady-friend, as well as himself. Once the climax is reached, the male elects to ejaculate inside of the vagina. With the cooperation of the female, a successful Le Cordon Bleu has been executed.
For spring break, I told my girlfriend that we were going to get Le Cordon Bleu. Little does she know that this one will be on the house.
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Cordon - what is it?
n: a sex act performed on a sandy beach. a man removes his penis from a woman's vagina, sticks it in the sand, reinserts the penis, and cums inside of her and keeps fucking her.
I can't wait to go to Cancun for Spring Break. I'm gonna hand out Chicken Cordon Bleus left and right.
What does "Cordon" mean?
The simple yet eloquent dish composed of a hot dog topped with ham and American cheese.
Man I'm pretty hungry, got a hankering for a Kentucky Cordon Bleu
Cordon - what does it mean?
During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions. So offensive was the smell of these queefs that the Nazi’s would avoid these villages entirely; often returning to base in need of medical treatment similar to that required by victims of napalm. Due to the scarceness of food during those times the cheese could not be wasted. In the absence of a chicken the most popular way to enjoy Queef Cordon Bleu was for the whole family to gather around Mum’s vagina with their bread sticks. Every one would enjoy dipping their bread in the cheese and Mum would get a little extra kick for her hard work.
I’m sorry I can’t play with you after school today Peire, but mother has been baking a batch of Queef Cordon Bleu for her last 3 menstrual cycles. I must get home in time for the evening meal.
Cordon - meaning
When one commits a "Penis Cordon Bleu", he has had sex with a very large girl. PCB got its name for the idea that when a man inserts his penis into a fat chick, it is warm, meaty, and cheesy inside.
Man, I was so drunk last night I committed a Penis Cordon Bleu when I banged that 200 lb chick in Tri-Delt.
Cordon - definition
A hit. with the back of the hand. on the cheek.
Also, Cordon Deux, double back hand to the back of both cheeks.
Also, Cordon Fess, a kick to the ass.
Also, L'ARBRE. Being hit in the face with a tree branch.
Also, Linguini. Two fingers pushing the forhead back.
Also, Rigatoni. Flicking someones chin with all fingers.
Also, Tabackernack, to place a cigarette in someones mouth forcefully.
Also, Shnitzle, to push with the fist on someones chest.
All of these moves must be accompanied by a cry of the name of the move.
None of these are done violently, only gently.
"DID YOU JUST CORDON BLEU ME?"
"DON'T YOU L'ARBRE ME!"
ect.
Cordon - slang
a usually Spanish person who doesn't have control over anything.
she will often cry in the corner if you annoy her.
did you see Alice at school today? she was being a 'pilar cordon'
Cordon
Means high quality, litarly blue ribbon. A possible explanation of the orgin of the words meaning is that at competions in France the winner would get a blue ribbon, hence blue ribbon became to be associatied with the best.
Marcus: Last month I went to a nice little bistroesque restaurant on the hilltop overlooking the city, had an exquisite Buridda (Italian dish from Liguria), accompanied with an equally fine wine and a fabulous date.
Jacques: So, in other words a dinner cordon bleu
Marcus: Pretty much
Cordon
An Anglo-French b*stardisation of the phrases "Gordon Bennett" and "cordon bleu", with the latter being made popular by Del Boy in the sitcom Only Fools and Horses. Often used as an bilingual expression of exasperation or as a Bohemian expletive.
"They've messed us about again, cordon bennett! Pardon my French!"
Cordon
An item from the popular mmorpg Maplestory. In the game, a flamekeeper cordon is a red glove with a black wristband, and on this wristband appears an orange worm-like figure. It is a level 50 item which normally grants the wearer 8 magic attack and 20 accuracy in addition to having 5 slots available for upgrade. Although they are rare drops, flamekeeper cordons are coveted by many due to their favorable bonuses. For unknown reasons, this item has become extremely popular on various forums, possibly foreshadowing its emergence as a meme.
person 1: hey man, do you think my glove is any good?
person 2: yes, but a Cordon could be better if scrolled.