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What is Cooked?
When shits fucked or you have lost the plot.
You're cooked, Lucas Cooked.
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Cooked - what is it?
The epitome of intoxication (generally through canabis, people are generally called "cooked" once they find it impossible to contain a smile or giggles, and look like someone has poured red paint into their eyes.
"Dude, did you see how fucked up Jeremiah was?"
"Yeah, man! That cunt was absolutely cooked"
What does "Cooked" mean?
adj; Having extremely dark skin. Commonly used by black people to make fun of Africans. The term isnt meant to be derogatory, just funny.
Terrell: "you see that nigga ova there?"
Leroy: "damn that nigga cooked"
Terrell: "word, he dark as fuck"
*laughing
Cooked - what does it mean?
An Australian term for someone who chuffed a durry so hard they experience a nicotine high and get all fucked up.
Good on the silly bastard trying to get a light for a wet fag. Daft cunt's already fucking cooked!
Pollys so cooked he can't even hold the dart in his mouth properly the fucker, want a cracker you mad cunt
Cooked - meaning
A person who does really well in life/a particular subject.
Person 1: What did you get on your math test?
Person 2: 100%
Person 1: Jeez, you cooked. Good for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: What I mean is...you did so well on your test that you cooked.
Person 2: Ohhh...thanks.
Person 1: No problem
Cooked - definition
Adjective.
(Especially of a chicken) to be slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.
Car salesman: *slaps a chicken at the speed of 3725.95 mph* this chicken is cooked.
Cooked - slang
Severely messed up, either via temporary intoxication caused by drink or drugs, or it can be used to describe someone's general personalty, in which context it's akin to calling someone a weirdo or strange.
1) Shit man. I am COOKED! Those beers by themselves weren't so bad but the weed and the pills man they cooked me up good.
2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!
Cooked
When a person has been roasted so badly that they have essentially been cooked.
Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"
Cooked
Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.
Yo you got soo cooked last night
Yeah man I yakked everywhere and now my white shirt is yellow
Cooked
To be cooked;
When someone has caused obvious brain trauma due to over usage of illicit substances. They have "cooked" their brain.
"That bitch is cooked, I haven't seen her in weeks and she just lost her shit at me over nothing!"