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What is Constantine?
A sex position in white you lay in the shape of a cross and your partner shuts on your chest yelling religious verses for John 3:11
Person 1: hey I asked my girl to do the Constantine with me but she said no
Person 2:yeah I did it last night. It was fun but it totally ruined the sheets
Constantine - meme gif
Constantine - video
Constantine - what is it?
Crazy white boy who goes to hell and beats bitches up with a golden shotgun
Constantine:i told you to move the car
side kick:if i knew you where tossing a demon in a mirror i would have moved it further
What does "Constantine" mean?
My North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk my song.
I love Constantin.
Constantine - what does it mean?
The person who goes by this name is definitely most handsome, funny and nice guy you will ever meet. Firstly he will seem kinda odd, but when you are going to know him better, he will turn out to be very soulful. If you have a Constantin keep him and never let him go. It’s probably the best thing that can happen to your life. Professional advice: Get yourself a Constantin as friend/bf !
Oh and he definitely has a big dick.
(person): “why are you so happy?“
(girl): “because my boyfriend is a Constantin and always makes me happy“
(some person): “oh wow i’m so jealous. how can a person be as perfect as Constantin?“
(girl): “there is no possible way to be as perfect as these people. sorry BRO you fucked up“
The end of the story: the person commits genocide out of jealousy.
Constantine - meaning
the sweetest smartest sexiest guy on earth. more likely than not, is greek. if you've got a constantin, thank your lucky stars...let him know...and never let him go :)
also goes by constantinos, kostas, and dinos.
"oh my God, stop jumping around, woman...did you win the lottery?" :/
"no! i'm in love!" :D
"wow...you've fallen hard for that dude." :o
"i couldn't help it!... he's a constantin." :)
Constantine - definition
verb: the act of holding a pesty raccoon down and tickling their feet.
Eero (pesty raccoon): what the fuck is ur problem!
Adam: hey you were annoying me so I constantined u.
Constantine - slang
Multi-talented American performer of Greek descent. Famous for making it to sixth place of American Idol in 2005, then going on to become it's most famous and charismatic contestant. Singer, actor, musical theater performer. Is now well known by his first name only, and for his hair.
Everybody remembers Constantine, the long haired rocker performer who became famous after finishing sixth place in American Idol.
Constantine
1. (n) A huge jacked scary sweeet man. His biceps are like the size of my legs.
2. (n) a new type of steroid
3. (v) to make huge
4. (n) type of muscle found in the inner ass.
That dude got on roids and was constantined in no time
Constantine
He awesome, Playful,
He’s a very good friend and sibling
But again sometimes fight with you
Very kind try not to get really mad because I have a Constantine brother and he gets really mad easily so Has Internet issues
Me-*pulls hair* trying to be annoying
Constantine- you are going to regret that * Kicks really hard*
Me- OWWW MOM!!!!!
Mom-*walks over* go to your room's NOW!!!!!
Constantine
The coolest person alive, also a Greek.
Woah. You know Constantine G? No way.