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What is Conspiracy Theorist?
Pseudo intellectuals who say what the minority of people say to appear as smart.
Conspiracy theorist: The earth is flat! NASA's a lie. Covid is a plandemic, science is a hoax! Wake up sheeple!
Conspiracy Theorist - video
Conspiracy Theorist - what is it?
Children trying to be edgy by saying different than what a majority of people are saying. Usually they try to sound smart by making up bullshit.
Conspiracy Theorist :Obama is actually an alien from the planet Xneorb who is going to attack Mexico on August 12th 2011. I have no proof to back this up so I'm just going call anyone who disagrees with me an ignorant sheep.
What does "Conspiracy Theorist" mean?
Anyone who does their own research
Tim: Did you hear that the conspiracy theorists are claiming that the Rockefeller Foundation is funding the covid passports?
Bob: No, but I heard that they think the "Build Back Better" motto comes from The Great Reset & politicians were chanting it worldwide during 2020 lmaooo. Idiots!
Conspiracy Theorist - what does it mean?
Paranoid, angry, or attention seeking wannabe college dropouts who think that by looking at shoddy footage of controversial events and mincing the words of eye witnesses they can piece together their own, delusional version of "The truth" about what REALLY happened that day.
Tin foil hats may or may not be worn.
Everybody should listen to Conspiracy Theorists, they know "The truth" because they haven't been bought out by 'The Man' like those silly scientists. What do they know, what with their PhDs? And their testing? And their research? They obviously don't know shit about what REALLY happened. Just look at this video of the event, see that plane? IT'S A MISSILE.
Conspiracy Theorist - meaning
Someone who hasn't yet grown out of being an attention seeking psychobabbler. A very mediocre kind of troll.
Conspiracy theorist: "Reptilians control the world's most prominent bloodlines!"
Unfortunate listener: "Zzzz..."
Conspiracy theorist: "You are blind to THEIR lies, person who won't hang on every word I blather! I pour scorn upon you!"
Unfortunate listener: "Yeah, whatever."
Conspiracy Theorist - definition
1) Someone with a very open mind... it just happens that they are too open for their own good.
2) A swell way to become an attention whore.
3) A perfect way to waste away years of your life to find no reliable evidence what-so-ever.
Example: A classic 9/11 conspiracy-
Fold a $20 bill in half, then fold one half up perpendicular to the othe half, do the same thing with the other half, *BING*
You found the Pentagon burning down!
Now flip it, you see the twin towers ablazing (which is disturbingly similar though...)
Since the $20 bill's design was concieved in 1928 (over 4 decades when the towers were built), that's nothing more but a coincidence.
>PS, Conspiracy Theorist, haha.
Conspiracy Theorist - slang
A slur created by our lizard overlords.
Person 1: “Wow look at that conspiracy theorist”
Person 2: “Fam I prefer the term enlightened theoristic”
Conspiracy Theorist
A person with an inconsistent set of beliefs containing a kernel of truth that attempt to explain social order by means of secret and diabolical plans by the “power elite” on a massive global and historical scale. Conspiracy theories are often propagated by individuals who have been rejected by their own intimate social circles or failed to enter their circles of choice. (Family, popularity, jobs etc.) This world view provides a dual escape. First, it explains to conspiracy theorist why they were never able to meet their full potential, albeit in an unhealthy and productive manner (i.e. the system is keeping me down and if I don’t become a recluse they’ll get me!)Secondly, it fills a void to be “in the know” and a part of group that provides a sense of intellectual superiority over their fellow man. Hence, the Achilles heel to these self-proclaimed “scholars” and google “researchers” is to question their education in any way. Unfortunately, this often puts them in a death spiral of ignorance because the only knowledge they will consider to be legitimate are those “sources” that confirm their own destructive bias; further expelling them into the darkness of their own paranoid imaginations.
Conspiracy Theorist: Hey man isn’t the FED evil
Normal guy or girl: Well, I do think the measures they are taking to stimulate the economy through open market operations are unprecedented. I just hope it doesn't have any unintended consequences like the kind of asset inflation we saw in the housing market after they lowered interest rates to pull us out of the dot com bubble.
Conspiracy Theorist: Debt slavery bro, did you know they are thinking of bugging us to make sure we become materialist drones in order to make the Rothschild’s even richer! Why do you think Obama had a closed door meeting with the FED chair? Think about it dude, don’t be a sheep.
Normal guy or girl: Yeah..maybe (walks away)
Conspiracy Theorist
Deluded person who falls for every satire article and hoax video on the internet and re-posts (usually without even reading or viewing the content themselves) it on Facebook in the belief that they are saving the world by doing so.
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Conspiracy Theorist
A person who believes that he holds the "absolute truth" and all those around who disagree with him are either naive , oblivious to the "truth" or just bought off by the clandestine organizations who pull the "strings of humanity" and manipulate events in order to achieve word domination. Such beliefs along with the feeling of persecutions could be linked to paranoia and various forms of delusion. Critical thinking should not be confused with consiracy theorism since the supreme majority of the conspiracists believe many things that are pure fiction and are more than willing to eat up everything that fits their story, even when that's debunked.
- A typical conspiracy theorist is characterized by belief in chemtrails, New World Order domination, Illuminati, zionists, freemasons and other "secret" organizations, denial of the 9/11 attacks, moonlanding, climate change and many a more.