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What is Coner?
A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.
There's a couple coners on crews mess fiddling with the X-box..... I wonder how long it'll be before they realize it's not plugged in.
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Coner - what is it?
lipper,dip,chew. originated from "con lipper or con guys".
Man i could use a coner right now.
What does "Coner" mean?
The sexiest person alive. The one person that everyone wants to have. But they know they can't because he's to hard to get and no one can work up the courage to tell him.
I dated a Coner a while back
I wish my boyfriend was a Coner Don't we all
Coner - what does it mean?
Coner: NOUN. On a US Submarine it is used by members of ratings who's watch stations are aft of the operations compartment, not including MTs on SSBNs. Generally NUCS believe themselves to be better than any coner. This feeling arises from the fact a NUC usually has had more training, it is more difficult training, and they often have to work harder than many other rates, particular those of the 'coners' whos jobs are genrally less physically demanding.
A NUC will often comment on how a 'coner' lives at the 'pointy end of the boat'. This highlights the fact they need more sleep as any dolt looking at a Submarine can see the AFT end is far more pointy than the FWD end, lol.
Ironically its those who despise a 'coner' who are themselves, by their own definition anyway, 'coners'.
Nuc MM #1: Whos the NUB?
Nuc MM #2: Ah he's another coner, an STS.
Nuc MM #1: Another guy that'll be hittin' the beach before us all the time, makin rate faster, and hangin out in Sonar all the time.
Nuc MM #2: Yeah those coners sure are stupid.
Coner - meaning
A total bender who sucks at hockey people skate around them and use them as a cone usually a defenseman
Gordie is such a coner.
Coner - definition
Basically, a bitchass. Someone you don’t like.
Mike: what’s your opinion on Zach?
Alex: he’s a coner, I hate him.
Coner - slang
Right before you receive a blowjob from your significant other, they eat a bag of cheese puffs. After they finish, the orange residue remains on your dick head, resembling that of a traffic cone.
I got this mad coner the other night from my girl. There was one puff she forgot to eat, if you know what I'm saying.
Coner
Sexual arousal caused by thought or sight of ice cream cones.
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Look at their double chocolate cake cookie dough ice cream! I've got a throbbing coner.
Coner
when you get a giant boner from either looking at or stealing traffic cones
oh man spenser, i have a huuuge coner right now
Coner
The act of acquiring the craving for a foot long chili cheese coney from sonic, often resulting in a massive boner.
Sonic carhop girl: "Here is your foot long chili cheese coney sir. Ummm sorry did i give you a boner?"
Guy: "Boner? Bitch this is a coner! You ugly as HELL! Now give me my coney and get to steppin' trick!"