Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Con Carne?

An Indifferent Dolores variant in which the female sits in front of the male holding a stick (roughly 3 to 4 feet long) on which is attached a piece of cooked meat. The male then urinates on the back of the female's head while eating the meat.

I wanted an indifferent dolores con carne, but she can't cook.

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Con Carne - video

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Con Carne - what is it?

A man covers his wee-wee with chilli then fucks a girl anally. Then makes her suck the shitty-chilli.

"She said i wasn't hot enough, so i gave her the willy con carne" -Brian

"Duuuuuuude" -Andy

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What does "Con Carne" mean?

Dimi Con Carne is a spicy mexican dish prepared by the 'hands of god'. It is made using an assortment of staple ingrediants including; red kidney beans, onion, chilli, 'dimi speciaility hot sauce' and requires locally sourced 'hands of god'.

The dish is served best on its own or can be used as a topping on nachos or tacos.

Mexican Amateur: "How can I improve the taste quality of my Con Carne?"

Senorita Dimexicana "Add Dimi Con Carne to your dish and it'll soon be your party favourite!"

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Con Carne - what does it mean?

when one shoves a hot (chili) pepper in someone's ass then takes a shit on their chest.

"chili con carne is when you shove a hot chili pepper up someones ass and then shit on their chest."

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Con Carne - meaning

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.

I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd

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Con Carne - definition

The most awesome Latino dish ever that with leave your mouth full of fire.

Husband: "Ayyy Mami! What is this? Its deliciouso!"

Wife:"It's chili con carne!"

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Con Carne - slang

When you cut open someone anus and/or asshole and have them shit in your mouth to create a shit-blood mix.

Jay: NAH WHY DO YOU HAVE A BIG CUT IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND WHY IS IT SHIT STAINED

Elliot: Jack wanted to do a Chile Con Carne... you wouldn't understand

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Con Carne

When you pour chile w/meat on a girls chest and then titty fuck them.

I gave Krista a titties con carne

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Con Carne

When, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of Texas or the President of the United States, takes a shit on a woman's chest, then titty fucks her.

"What say you and me go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and I show you what we mean in Texas by Chili Con Carne?"

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Con Carne

1. In spansih, with meat
2. Exceptionally cool, when added on the end of an adjective, meaning "twice s cool"

Derek, you is cool con carne!

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