|
|
What is Compassionate Conservative?
A mythical creature rumored to exist in the Washington D.C. area, yet no photographs exist, and physical evidence has ever been produced that would prove its existance.
See also: Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, UFO
5 year olds believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa, and the Easter Bunny, but even they know that the mythical Compassionate Conservative is bullshit.
Compassionate Conservative - video
Compassionate Conservative - what is it?
A big, steaming pile of bullshit.
Watch where you step out in that pasture, don't wanna get compassionate conservative on your shoes.
What does "Compassionate Conservative" mean?
The phrase used by George Bush during his campagin to show his more affectionate side. It's like a redneck shooting cans with a paintball gun rather than a rifle to be more affection. To get a better understanding read the story of the lions:
One day, one lion said to another "compassionate predator...i like it"
Compassionate conservative- Americans are hopeful that in Bush's second term, the compassionate side will kick in.
Compassionate Conservative - what does it mean?
A conservative who wants to get more votes from liberals. Read: oxymoron.
No examples, none exist.
Compassionate Conservative - meaning
The phrase that attempts (unsuccessfully?)to force progressive ideas into a regressive box for the sole purpose of selling warm fuzzies to cold hearted bastards
Ghengis Khan's Mommy? Hitler on Christmas morning? Strom Thurmond while knocking boots with the domestic help? "The neo-fascist allowed the screaming young girl to look away as he hacked off her mother's head, justifying his reputation as a compassionate conservative."
Compassionate Conservative - definition
Someone or something that simply doesn't exist.
Rick's hot supermodel girlfriend turned out to be a compassionate conservative.
Compassionate Conservative - slang
A person who is to the left of traditional conservatism, often but not always a politician who is looking to gain votes from undecided voters. However this strategy leads to hatred from both the left and the right. See RINO
The compassionate conservative voted for the war, but then in an attempt to save their seat voted for massive social programs raising the ire of both liberals and true conservatives.
Compassionate Conservative
A sentence that does not exist in the English language.
President Bush is the least compassionate conservative ever.
Compassionate Conservative
They hand you a tube of KY before the rape you up the ass.
Gearge W. Bush isn't even a compassionate conservative!
Compassionate Conservative
One with mostly conservative views but who wants to differentiate themselves from the more hard-line conservatives of old.
Robin Williams: Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.