Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Code Brown?

A family-friendly way of denoting a defecation incident or the threat thereof. In other words, someone just pooped or needs to badly. It's perhaps most often used by medical professionals, who frequently have to use other codes so code brown just fits right in.

oh boy, looks like we've got a code brown over here. Grab gloves everyone.

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Code Brown - video

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Code Brown - what is it?

Medical lingo spoken by EMS and emergency room personnel to denote a patient who is incontinent of feces. Used in the presence of family or other persons who don't want to hear, "He's shat himself."

"Glove up before you unwrap this chud, he's code brown.

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What does "Code Brown" mean?

To intentionally (or in some cases unintentionally) have defecated or crapped in one's own pants/underwear; leaving visual proof of brown stains of fecal matter.

In an elevator:

When that person bent over to pick up her dropped quarters, I'm a hundred percent certain that I saw a glimpse of her underwear. She is currently dealing with a code brown situation unfortunately.

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Code Brown - what does it mean?

When a incredibly toxic fart is released, especially when released inside of a building. It is very similar to Code Red or Code Blue. When you hear someone say Code Brown, do not inhale.

PA speaker: Code Brown! We have a Code Brown! DO NOT INHALE!

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Code Brown - meaning

A subtle way of alerting your friends to your fart, before other people in the area notice. This gives time to all of your friends to vacate the area with you, leaving some other poor sap to take the blame.

"Hey dude, code brown. Let's evacuate"

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Code Brown - definition

A code used in hospitals for a toxic spill. It is not used for feces, even though that is what everyone else is saying.

A voice came over the speaker, saying, "Code brown on floor 3. Code brown on floor 3. I reckon it was a hazard spill, as I am a resident cardiothorastic surgeon.

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Code Brown - slang

Intending to pass gas, but defecating in one's underpants instead.

Oops, he ran to the men's room 'cause I think he's got a Code Brown in progress!

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Code Brown

The code given by patrol officers to explain why they are speeding to the precinct with lights and siren on in order to get to a toilet before they shit themselves.

Operator show me en route to the precinct code brown.

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Code Brown

Warning that fecal matter is now present in a body of water, and leaving the area would be highly recommended or mandatory. Mostly used in public pools, hot tubs, or bathtubs when bathing small children.

Maria: "Hey Kerry...you back from the pool so soon?"
Kerry: "Yeah" (sigh), "can't swim until tomorrow...my daughter found a turd in the shallow end and the lifeguard called a Code Brown."

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Code Brown

The most critical point of needing to take a big shit. When one is on the verge of shitting in one's pants.

"Oh my God, I have to get to a toilet quick, I have a Code Brown!!"

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