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What is Cock-blocker?when the male is prevented from getting punani due to a third wheel Meg and Sean was about to get freaky till Missys cock blcoking ass jumped in Cock-blocker - meme gifCock-blocker - videoCock-blocker - what is it?Some one who stops you from getting a number. the Cock Blocker does this by coming over to you and the other person and completely ruin the conversation. Jon- So can i get your number? What does "Cock-blocker" mean?A perosn male or female who intentionaly or unentenionally disrupts 1.) you could be at a bar talking to the best looking girl in the joint, and this girl might be all about you too, but then your drunk buddy who happens to be a blocker rolls up on the scene and starts falling all over the place, making you look like an asshole and scaring her away. That's a cock blocker. Cock-blocker - what does it mean?A Cock Blocker is someone who stops you from getting tang. 1. I was totally gonna get me some tang but she had to be dating Kyle. what a Cock Blocker Cock-blocker - meaningA hot girl's ugly friend who has a chip on their shoulder about no one hitting on them, so they do everything in their power to stop their friend being nailed. also the friend might not want to leave them alone. female cock blockers can however be countered by "taking one for the team" this activity involves your friend drawing a short straw and having to go off with the cock blocker so that your path is clear "damn, this bitch is cock blocking me at every turn, tim can you take one for the team?" Cock-blocker - definitionAn individual that prevents someone from hooking up intentionally or unintentionally. Paul is a total cock blocker. That guy is like a giant cock blocking robot developed in a secret fucking government lab. I was about to hook up with Lily and he ruined all my hard work. Cock-blocker - slangAn insecure asshole who does not have the balls to open a conversation with a woman, but will not hesitate to butt into any interaction already in progress. They will then proceed in destroying any chance of a hook-up. Most times, what they refer to as "their game" is so poor that not only do they fuck up YOUR prospects they end up scaring away the "prey" to another table or "Lance Goodthrust" at the other end of the bar. They are the most effective birth control device known to mankind. Stay away from these people or become a monk where you'll have just as much opportunity for getting some pussy. You're talking to a hottie that you've managed to cut away from her heard. You're just about to "close the deal" with a number or invite to a more secluded place ie. your car, when "CB" shows up and hangs over you both like a plague from God or bad breath or herpes. The conversation, which had been flowing with magical bullshit, becomes strained and uncomfortable. She mentions that "it's getting late" as she eyes the safety of the heard. Her departure is followed by, "She was a bitch anyway!" from the asshole who's just ruined it for you. You supress the urge to punch him in the liver, move to another part of the bar where you start again in the hopes that he cannot find you. For surely he is the Devil. Cock-blockerA person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two others getting their game on. The dude and some fine-ass woman were gettin' their game on when KGB showed up fucked up and put his arms around them. He didn't even know he was being a cock blocker Cock-blockerwhen someone interupts you before or during sexual intercouse. omg trent is the biggest cock blocker i was about to get in Cock-blockerone who blocks other guys cocks when trying to insert in vagina, or mouth of woman. Jeremy is king cock-blocker. |
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